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Colin Schaub

@punkboy.bsky.social

Sinister Minnesotan. “As a former director of emergency management, I know a disaster when I see one.”

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Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara: "People have had enough. This is the third shooting in less than 3 weeks. The MPD went the entire year last year recovering about 900 guns from the street, arresting hundreds of violent offenders, and we didn't shoot anyone ... this is not sustainable."

25.01.2026 15:47 — 👍 50128    🔁 16377    💬 1166    📌 634
A picture of the Mary Tyler Moore statue in downtown Minneapolis, depicting the iconic moment from the show where she throws her hat in the air. But the hat has been covered over with a protesters cardboard sign, reading “FUCK ICE.”

A picture of the Mary Tyler Moore statue in downtown Minneapolis, depicting the iconic moment from the show where she throws her hat in the air. But the hat has been covered over with a protesters cardboard sign, reading “FUCK ICE.”

On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”

23.01.2026 22:29 — 👍 12262    🔁 2792    💬 96    📌 244
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They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.

23.01.2026 20:56 — 👍 26714    🔁 5866    💬 438    📌 409
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A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!

23.01.2026 23:19 — 👍 26031    🔁 6658    💬 413    📌 427

Safety Note: Never, under any circumstances, start boiling water and then sit down to watch a documentary.

Warning: Following this may lead to "The Nap Tier," which is not a food group but a mandatory 4-hour followup to any successful meal.

09.01.2026 23:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pro-Tips for the Balanced Enthusiast

- The Cereal Rule: Cereal is the perfect food because it is both a snack and a drink.
- It is the "Superfood" of the pyramid.

09.01.2026 23:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

5. The Apex: The "Fruit & Green" Mirage

- Use sparingly; at the very tip of the pyramid sits the stuff that is actually good for you.
- Key Players: A single, slightly bruised apple or a bag of baby carrots you got because you "wanted to be healthy this time."

09.01.2026 23:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

4. The "Architectural" Tier (Late Night Delivery)

- 2–3 times per week (or whenever the app offers a coupon)
- This is where the heavy lifting happens. These are meals that require a delivery driver who won't judge you
- Key Players: A "the works" pizza or a ginormous burrito

09.01.2026 23:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

3. The "Sweet & Gooey" Sector

- 3–5 servings (or one family-size pack)
- This level is dedicated to satisfying the "phantom sweet tooth" that only appears after the third bowl.
- Key Players: Gummy worms, cereal (eaten directly from the box), snack cakes that have a shelf life of ~40 years.

09.01.2026 23:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

2. The Hydration Station (The "Cottonmouth" Cure)

- Keep in constant reach.
- Technically a side-tier, but vital for survival.
- Key Players: Blue Gatorade (must be blue), iced tea, or the "Nectar of the Gods" (ice water at 2:00 AM).

09.01.2026 23:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

RFK's new Food "High"archy ...

1. The Foundation: The "Crunch & Salt" Group

- Key Players: Nacho cheese chips, pretzels, microwave popcorn, and those generic crackers you found at the back of the cupboard.

09.01.2026 23:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸

09.01.2026 00:43 — 👍 29872    🔁 10448    💬 791    📌 798
Curtis Mayfield - People Get Ready - #8
YouTube video by Geepereet Curtis Mayfield - People Get Ready - #8

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOXm...

02.11.2025 20:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My favorite scene in The Lord of the Rings is when Treebeard recites the scene from the The Threepenny Opera where Mack the Knife sings about loving the wild, uncultivated forests and Penny prefers to tend to her gardens and then Mack looses track of her. It is very moving.

24.09.2025 00:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A long time ago I had a book called "City Wars". Yeah. That seems to be going on now. Not the greatest work of literature but ... sigh.

www.goodreads.com/book/show/34...

03.09.2025 01:35 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Any BSG quote is fine my me ...

03.09.2025 01:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Billy F. Gibbons 7/27/25 Wise River Club Wise River, MT (incomplete)
YouTube video by Gigachad Kroeger Billy F. Gibbons 7/27/25 Wise River Club Wise River, MT (incomplete)

Billy Gibbons plays an Epiphone. Just spectacular. The guy literally owns one of the greatest guitars on the planet and he plays an Epiphone. A testament both to Epiphone and “it’s not the guitar it’s the guitarist”. youtu.be/kquzknEg294?...

28.08.2025 23:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The number of commercial breaks during the TDF stream is absolutely obnoxious. There has to be another way to do this. They do off-stream commercials, and THEN run "The Feed" commercials side-by-side during the stream.

05.07.2025 15:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Marathoning Nicholas Cage movies is always a good thing. So good.

05.07.2025 15:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gopher was the best

30.06.2025 01:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My latest guilty pleasure is using AI to better understand music theory and I have to say I have learned a lot about chord voicings and Vince Guaraldi and why certain chord progressions reminded me of the Peanuts theme music.

24.06.2025 03:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is just so dumb.

11.05.2025 15:52 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

FloBikes streams Flanders Classic races and select others, including the World Road Championships.

11.05.2025 15:52 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Max carries RCS races such as the Giro d'Italia and Milan-San Remo.

11.05.2025 15:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Peacock streams races organized by the ASO, like the Tour de France and Paris-Roubaix.

11.05.2025 15:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In the US, to catch all pro cycling races, you'll need subscriptions to Peacock, Max, and FloBikes.

11.05.2025 15:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Which pro cycling races are on which stupid streaming service …

11.05.2025 15:52 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Trip-hop band Olive's album cover "Extra Virgin"

Trip-hop band Olive's album cover "Extra Virgin"

Posting for no other reason that now and again I remember a trip-hop band from yesteryear that makes me happy.

12.01.2025 20:02 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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In under 5 mins, Ukraine's ex-FM Kuleba dismantles Russian lies "Russia had to attack Ukraine bc of Ukrainians wanted to join NATO" and "NATO promised no eastward enlargement" with facts & a compelling historical journey. A must-watch. Due to 1-min video limit, sharing this in a 5-part thread. 1/5

03.01.2025 19:20 — 👍 224    🔁 105    💬 7    📌 11

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