Harry Christmas the Sea Otter

But seriously, best of luck.

Just drive straight off, climb out the window, and leave your keys on the pier. If they need to move your car they'll just bring in a crane barge.

Depends, do you have floaties and a good winter wetsuit?

The cats will probably need them too.

I guess we can park the car in the bay. I've done it a few times with Ambien's car. You just drive it right off the pier at the cruise terminal. It's off-season now so there's plenty of parking.

I have no idea who this Sydney Sweeney Todd human is, but I saw this advertisement they did. It was probably for a plastic surgeon?

Looks like one of Henry Sea Lion's patients. He literally signs his patients. He's a bit proud.

I'm not sure about the point he's trying to make here.

That tattoo artist is crazy good.

Yes, since it can neither be proven nor disproven, it must be True.

Impossible. Thoughts and Prayers are the most powerful defense. Just think of how many school shootings were prevented that we'll never know about. I can't prove it, so you'll just have to accept it.

Of course, because I am amazing and adorable!

I make this look good.

That's the spirit, Ollie! You know they hunted you bastards too, right?

Technically Elon counts since he has only reproduced via jerking into a cup.

Throw a virgin into the crater to appease them.

What do you mean none of that shit was stopped?

I now present to you GREAT MOMENTS IN HUMAN HISTORY WHERE THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE

Yes, thoughts and prayers are so much more effective than gun control.

I don't spend, I just borrow.

Thank goodness they have deployed the thoughts and prayers to stop any further shootings. Since the Middle Ages, humans have used Thoughts and Prayers to effectively halt everything from the Black Death to invading armies.

Another interesting fact about Miller is that he had a parasitic wasp named after him.

It's that ring, you've really gotta get rid of it.

She's a bit of an odd duck. Or human. Maybe.

This is an accurate portrayal.

I thought it would have been Mein Kampf.

There was a small amount of truth to the claim. Like, miniscule. Biden created the short-lived Disinformation Governance Board, which was an advisory board, but it was disbanded due to other humans calling it ThE mInIsTrY oF TrUtH

No, it's when the Biden administration was creating the Disinformation Governance Board, under the DHS, which served as an advisory board.

Huh, that's weird.

Especially Linda. I prefer just hitting stuff with rocks, I like to save my choppers for food.

She did.

I see that AG Pam is preparing the Epstein Files for release! This is exciting.