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Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.

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Itโ€™s ok fam. Cthulhu will fix this

20.02.2026 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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New release from the Windsor Mint. Get yours now! ๐Ÿ˜œ

20.02.2026 05:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 297    ๐Ÿ” 74    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
A box trap with a sign that reads, "Free Donuts" next to a police car.

A box trap with a sign that reads, "Free Donuts" next to a police car.

Sir David Attenborough: "The trap has been baited with something this particular creature finds impossible to resist."

09.11.2023 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

If you *could* buy a #USWNT hockey sweater, whose would you buy and why? I think I would go with Laila Edwards because she's a trailblazer, a badass, and part of the future of the team.

20.02.2026 05:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHAT THE HELL!? I knew marrying a country chucklefuck was a bad move on her part.

20.02.2026 05:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ll be honest, Iโ€™ve never liked her music or her as a person, so Iโ€™m going to sit back and enjoy this moment.

20.02.2026 05:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The person who fucked her entire way through a band now has sage advice on birth control. Interesting.

20.02.2026 05:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fuck happened the last 15 years for her?

Replaced by a Stepford Wife

20.02.2026 05:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Gwen Stefani hawking her anti-abortion pay-to-pray app for Lent.

Pictured-dipshit woman with ashes on her forehead.

Gwen Stefani hawking her anti-abortion pay-to-pray app for Lent. Pictured-dipshit woman with ashes on her forehead.

๐ŸŽตDonโ€™t speak
Donโ€™t care what youโ€™re saying
Your prayinโ€™ and complaininโ€™
Go chug my Hershey squirts๐ŸŽต

20.02.2026 04:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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itโ€™s so cool everything is either a scam or designed to take away human rights or both now

20.02.2026 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4161    ๐Ÿ” 606    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 215    ๐Ÿ“Œ 161
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This manky sperm trail is still going to be Australian Head of State before all bar 7 people on earth. Australian Republic now FFS!
#AusPol

20.02.2026 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm giving up Mark Wahlberg for Lent.

18.02.2026 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K

20.02.2026 04:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Every news story is now โ€œState Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were โ€˜blindsided.โ€™โ€

20.02.2026 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3781    ๐Ÿ” 934    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This is so fucking wrong. This should never happen in this country.๐Ÿ‘‡

19.02.2026 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 743    ๐Ÿ” 183    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

that your finger innit?

20.02.2026 04:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s still feeling that cavity search.

20.02.2026 04:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

30 to life under 30

20.02.2026 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

QOTD: "these are all horrible people, who have surrounded themselves with horrible people, and they have no idea that not everyone lives like that."

20.02.2026 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

youtube.com/playlist?lis...

20.02.2026 04:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A Night at the Met
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20.02.2026 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
People also ask
Does Axl have any nieces or nephews?
Axl Rose has 3 nephews and 1
shanananananananana niece niece. Aug 6, 2025

People also ask Does Axl have any nieces or nephews? Axl Rose has 3 nephews and 1 shanananananananana niece niece. Aug 6, 2025

20.02.2026 04:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Third American death linked to ice uncovered by Newsweek While the 23-year-old's death was reported in March 2025, it was not made clear that a federal agent fired the fatal shot.

โ€œA federal agent fired shots through the driverโ€™s side windowโ€.

Sound familiar?

Thatโ€™s exactly how Renee Nicole Good was killed.

This 23 year old lost his life and ICEโ€™s involvement was covered up for a year.

Theyโ€™re killing people and hiding the evidence.

20.02.2026 04:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 470    ๐Ÿ” 284    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
The Greatest Drunk on Earth: Andre the Giant | Modern Drunkard Magazine

I will of course use any excuse to post this article

20.02.2026 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're stuck in here with me.

20.02.2026 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t want to come across as extreme but if youโ€™re watching a video podcast on the toilet, with no headphones on, and youโ€™re at work you should be banned from society.

19.02.2026 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A taint infected with Fournier's Gangrene

20.02.2026 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An extended remix of the Moo & Oink theme. #IYKYK

20.02.2026 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

chili's baby back ribs theme

20.02.2026 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dollar Tree Ron Silver

20.02.2026 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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