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Clue is on. Roku / Pluto Paramount channel.

07.08.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of seagulls standing on rocks in the ocean with the words mine ! mine ! mine ! ALT: a group of seagulls standing on rocks in the ocean with the words mine ! mine ! mine !
01.08.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's that sailing game?

31.07.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just saw an ad for the new Scout.

17.07.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always wanted to try to get them to "come meet me" in an absurdly dangerous part of town.

12.07.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It has only been 70 days? Feels more like 3 years.

20.06.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Look at this jerk. All smug, eating plants. Pretty sure he's involved in a crypto Ponzi scheme.

18.06.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tried to make a bowl of cereal, didn't you? Man, I can't tell you how many times that has happened to me. One minute, you've got a jug of milk in your hand, next thing you know; the kitchen is on fire.

18.06.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I do the same thing after a long day at work.

26.05.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shout out to the 15 hot girls that followed me recently. I didn't realize my once-monthly posts about shitty movies and fart jokes were so engaging to the 18 to 24-year-old cam girl demographic.

02.05.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sir, I am not a Ho-Ho.

01.05.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're still gonna love him.

01.05.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tonight's movie was "Still Smokin" (1983). Cheech and Chong end up in Amsterdam. Hilarity ensues, except there's little hilarity. I rate this below Disorderlies. I challenge you to watch this whole movie. #movienight

26.04.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fine, as long as I can still get a LeSabre.

21.04.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to have a open casket funeral, but from the waist down.

17.04.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am guessing that includes a large chunk of people who are crypto-curious and have a few bucks in the game.

25.03.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, I could see them just fielding him a third time without the amendment. Who's going to stop them?

25.03.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, I thought they were on the ISS? You mean we have more trapped scientists?

19.03.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dems should have demanded a better candidate. They've lost to him twice now.

19.03.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I've always said tennis shoes even if you don't play tennis.

18.03.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, happy St. Patrick's Day. At dinner tonight, I taught the whole family what a upper deck AND, what a dry dock is.

18.03.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy part is how easy he won, twice.

07.03.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh boy, another judge orders something. I'm sure this time something will happen.

01.03.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jorts confirmed.

26.02.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would need to be smaller than a Sidewinder or bigger than T10. Otherwise, the market is kinda saturated.

23.02.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And yet, he won. I'm more concerned about what it says about the majority of voting Americans and why Dems couldn't field a candidate that could beat him.

23.02.2025 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tonight's movie was "Club Paradise" (1986). What an incredible cast! How was this movie not better? Williams is underrated and charming. Worth a watch, but don't expect Lawrence of Arabia ;) Lost money at the box office. Jimmy Cliff really bolsters the film with his music. #movienight

15.02.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So, if you wondering how things are going here. Google renamed the Gulf.

11.02.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember playing this game on C64. I recently bought it for my NES collection.

10.02.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, another #superbowl in the books. Probably the only game all season everybody sticks around even when it is a blowout.

10.02.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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