The Silvered Phoenix, Absolute Protomen Madness

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

We are weak. Weak alone, weak by ourselves. Together though? We are truly strong. Stronger than you bastards on a golden hill think we are.

The human spirit will not be broken. We are tiny embers, forming a flame bright enough to be seen.

Don't give up yet. We're not done. Not by a long shot.

I think there's a lot to this. A combination of too many people hopping between servers to advertise their latest DJ twitch stream and the bait content engagement with recent patches. It's always sad when someone can't be who they are.

If Costco wasn't 40 miles away and Sam's Club wasn't 1, I would have absolutely known that as well.

Sam's Club sells Nintendo cards for 89.98 per $100. If you've got that option, use it.

It's excellent. It's well deserving.

Is she a Dragoon, from the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV, now with a free trial including the award-winning expansions Heavensward and Stormblood?

So he would have had to be reported for this. Which is around the fourth reporting incident I've heard lately.

Hmm. I hope it's not a trend.

Garen absolutely destroys a multiple patty nightmare burger like a frat boy. It's like 2 lb of cheese and meat, and probably some bacon. He doesn't even get fries. Protein blasted.

Lass I think you might want to reread this post once lol

Dude.

Absolum rules. Don't sleep on this shit, this is the return of the arcade Dungeons and Dragons games right here.

THERE IS STILL HOPE FOR MAN.

Hey there! Just when I was on my way back to Eorzea too. If we run into each other, stay clear of the axe. Bit of a splash zone.

Screenshots of me and the wife. Let's get to the fight!

You know what we need? We need hope. We need a story about facing the worst fate the world can possibly give you... and turning around, spitting in its eye, and going "We won't sit here and follow you to our deaths."

We need a remake of Final Fantasy XIII.

c o c k

A Nintendo switch 2. Purchased no less than 10 seconds later.

Oh man, thoughts and prayers.

Details good sir hedgehog, no vague posting.

Garen doesn't have a father. I mean, he does, technically, but his mother got knocked up at 15 and his father promptly got a sword shoved through him in the Bloodsands.

Amelie Ashe is still alive (though one arm lighter) and entirely supportive of her hero family. The entire thing.

My understanding is that it's pretty good but damn if it doesn't look absolutely up its own ass.

Damn. I see why I struck a nerve earlier about the Max thing if you've got people doing that. Genuine apologies, even if it wasn't meant in any way, I take responsibility for any hurt caused.

I don't know if grass is enough for these people.

Now you teleport to your enemy! It's not behind them though. It should be behind them. For memes.

I do hope so.

Oh God, Flint too? I just lost mine... this is a terrible time, I'm so sorry...

When artists post sketches and the brain worms feast.

Back when we were on Balmung @zuzupa.bsky.social posted a sketch of Garen's Roysia holding Zuzu's Luluna upside down by a leg.

He posted an adult sketch of Luluna today.

Roysia is adult age (thanks to retcons)

I'm about to spend money.

oh my God as an adult?

WE NEED A SEQUEL.

Oh holy shit dude. I'm glad you're okay but still. Shit.

I'm convinced that they have the naming guy chained up in the basement on high-end psychedelics like the Oracle of Delphi, and they just take whatever comes out of his mouth

I can't believe it's a Star Wars entry. But it absolutely is.

Why old? Let's go with wise. Experienced. In control of your own damn blood pressure for once.

Be at peace, there is more than enough war.