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The Good Doctor season finale delighted fans with the surprise reveal that Shaun has retained his ability to shrink down to the size of a flea from his time with the Invisibles

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I am hearing that Geoff Keighley received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada during the last Game Awards. He said Allah looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad (PBUH) is his prophet!

i'm tired of doing this streaming thing dog

Shadow Hearts

satirical meme showing man with the heading: "things i wish i knew before i was 30." with first point being: "Singing 'rain, rain, go away' has little to no effect on the weather." second point reads: "it is completely legal to walk behind the mcdonald's counter and make your own sandwich." third point reads: "the smurfs is not based on real life." the fourth point being: "you cannot get a woman to fall in love with you by constantly interrupting them" and the final point reads: "the fish in the pet store are not the eating kind."

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

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A YouTube personality recently uploaded a video claiming the 1997 point-and-click adventure game is actually “darker than you think.”
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A Ganon piece I made to accompany the other TOTK style pieces

Huh? Oh wait! We’re on a PS5™ system which is strange because the PS5™ has no games

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

List of things I no longer believe in

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

i love finding youtube channels on niche communities, where the creator is knowledgeable, but not an expert, so they constantly bring up a guy called "scrimblemike" as the ultimate authority and treat them like a legendary genius, but then you check their twitter and they have like 314 followers

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SHE SAID YES (TO GARLIC WEDNESDAY!)

Chuddy Kong

Horseshoe Crab dragon

RIP now loading

Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts

i was told bear springs has nonstop air-raid sirens that you have to find and turn off so itll be like YOU get to desperately beg for normalcy in my stead!!!!

and make sure to take care of cormus for me

My Dreamcast asking me to set the date, and showing the Japanese launch date of 27th of November 1998.

"Dreamcast", a haiku

Each day he rises.
Asks me, "Is it still launch day?"
"Yes," I lie. "Always."