Jacob Walter

I saw my neighbor pick up a piece of litter and throw it in someone else’s yard instead of throwing it away. So I ripped it and 4 and throw is back in his yard…

The alarm feature first appeared on the iPhone in 2007 and its 2025 and they still haven’t come up with a better way than these price is right click wheels for setting the time…

Oh c’mon. We can’t lose Jane Goodall and Dolly Parton in the same calendar year. 🙀

The last two times I’ve spoken to my Republican voting mother she’s complained about the current administration 👀

10/10. No notes. God bless.

TYLENOL Nice try. Release the Epstein files.

A statement from Tylenol

Lots of chatter today from folks who were silent when Melissa Hortman was gunned down in her own home….

😆🤣🤣

While people are losing their shit about Cracker Barrel’s logo I’d like to point out that The Armory’s logo reads EARMORYE and I hate it.

Happy hoodie szn to those who celebrate

After 30 something years on this planet yesterday I discovered that black olives are alright. Still skeptical of those lil green bastards.

A Mexican food station at the farmer’s market with a cardboard sign that says “free burrito and drink for homeless only”

Faith in humanity restored at the Minneapolis Farmer’s Market

Love moments like this. Public Enemy meets Mavis Staples ❤️

Watching The Osborne’s on my LG free channels and holy shit their house is ugly.

Ozzy Osbourne being Ozzy Osbourne.

An incomparable legend.

The city of Mpls put up no parking signs on my cul-de-sac making half the people park elsewhere for 3 days, then the signs just disappeared. 🫠

Pam bondi and he side profile wearing a dark yellow coat.

A yellow porta potty probably less shitty than Pam.

pam bondi as porta potties: thread

If you can overcome your fear of talking to a teenager on the phone, it’s generally $5 cheaper to call in an order to Old Chicago in Eden Prarie than it is to order on their app.

HR loves to hold space.

Thank god finally some good news.

You deserve a break. Stop healing. Choose violence. go batshit insane. do it for the plot.

mood.

Tim and Gwen Walz march in the 2025 Twin Cities Pride parade

My governor.

Giggles.

"Alleged Christian, devout assassin" more like

Spotted “Hillbilly Elegy” in my workplaces little free library. Resisted the urge to disappear it forever and instead added a few books I had laying around at home. #GoodTrouble

Who ever made this I want to be best friends, and help you with your graphic design.

Digging in my garden, throwing worms to my chickens, watching them tussle. It’s better watchin’ than most professional sports.

Highlights from this afternoon's pencil sharpening celebration on Lake of the Isles.

I watched turtles hatch and make their way to the water along a river at campsite in WI as a kid and it was magical shit.

Humid wind is gross.