Gordon Meyer

“Dress Socks”. I suppose if you are a clown.

New on my blog:

How to schedule the SwitchBot Candle Warmer Lamp

New on my blog: How to safely shower with a Zio heart monitor

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If you are a public-facing business with an actual physical location and your street address is not immediately and blatantly visible as soon as I click over to your website, then your website sucks.

The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.

Does your iPad see your Apple Pencil but still not recognize it when you touch the screen? Tighten the tip. Seriously.
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Check out the #airbnb review that was banned! If you need a luxury rental near Dollywood or Pigeon Forge consider the Luminary Lodge

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For the record, the Apple 17 Pro Clear Case is NOT compatible with their crossbody strap. The Support documents won’t tell you this, the Apple Store app won’t tell you, and if you ask Apple via chat, you’ll get an incorrect answer!

Everything about Las Vegas screams for you to look up, out, and over here. What you see when you look down is no less fascinating, it’s just seldom observed. Let my book “Las Vegas: Underfoot” change the way you view Sin City. Available at Amazon. a.co/d/7fWcjLf

Pope: the last thing I want to do is meet with that asshole
God: I can arrange that

Pope: the last thing I want to do is meet with that asshole
God: I can arrange that

Saturday there are nationwide protests. On Threads yesterday I reposted the notices about the Chicago gathering. (Noon, Daley Plaza) Today I find my account has been restricted “due to recent activity” and I can’t post anything until after April 8.

Why aren’t you wearing a suit?

Have you said “Thank you” to Greenland and Denmark for allowing you to have a base on Greenland?

People are taking things into their own hands

A Field Guide to Wheatpasting A complete guide to mixing and applying wheatpaste to put up posters. Make the walls speak!

Let a thousand posters bloom

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There’s nothing inherently wrong with programs written in COBOL. This is just another form of ageism.

The kind of person that kills dogs.

We will not blindly follow illegal orders because Donald Trump wrote them down on a piece of paper.

Illinois follows the laws of the land – not the decrees of an aspiring king hell bent on disenfranchising millions of voters who deserve to have their voice heard.

The Satanic Temple is doing God’s work in Dumas, TX. (Apparently pronounced “dumb ass.”)

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Ask why both sides are playing for the same team

You know a place is sketchy when a guy with a giant neck tattoo describes it as “too ghetto”

Pro tip.

Finally watched Viva Las Vegas.

Forecasting the future.

Likely to what, exactly? Yeesh. Someone at @amazon going to get a meaningless “customer sat” bonus.

“your upstairs neighbor starter pack” followed by an image of someone holding a comedically large drill to a wall, bricks with flip flop straps, and someone moving furniture

Amazon sent an order via USPS. I tracked it to “out for delivery.” That evening Amazon notified me of a delay and said it would arrive in two days. The very next day, it’s delivered, but by an Amazon driver not USPS. And it’s clear the package was opened and rifled through. (Nothing missing.)

"We will drink champagne and we will ignore him!" A bit harsh, but Barnabas doesn't always remember to turn on his charm. From Dark Shadows episode 815.