Phone rings. Me: Hello
Them: Congratulations you’re approved for a $70k unsecured loan, payments of $400/mo
Me: I’m 64 yrs old you’re going to loan me $70k at $400/mo which would take 15 yrs to pay if it were 0% rate. And you say this is unsecured?
Them: That’s right!
Me: Can I get two of them?
17.02.2026 01:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Urban legend says Kubrick’s final film before he mysteriously died was based on Epstein and Trump. It was originally titled “Fly Wide Open”.
10.02.2026 12:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You’re going to need more letters……
07.02.2026 13:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
07.02.2026 02:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hold tight
We’re in for nasty weather
05.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
73 degrees today in Jacksonville. Now that's what I'm talking about.
04.02.2026 23:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How many more days until pitchers and catchers report?
04.02.2026 15:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mitch McConnell in the hospital. Aw. Sending thoughts and prayers.
04.02.2026 15:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Remember the Romanoffs.
03.02.2026 15:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
They’re evil. They willingly voted for a rapist, felon and insurrectionist because he promised them: guns, abortion, LGBT, immigrants, church/state. They voted for their ideology instead of the Constitution and rule of law. They are modern day confederates.
03.02.2026 15:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Grew up in South Florida in the 70’s. Little Haiti (mid50s to 79th street) in Miami was a serious part of town.
31.01.2026 14:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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If you voted for Trump, unfriend me now and never, ever speak to me again. I’m 64 years old and life is too short to spend with such vile, reprehensible people. You fucking skeeve me.
25.01.2026 23:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If it were up to me, I’d round up every one of those ICE motherfuckers, their spouses and children, dig a big hole and put them in it. They’re bad seeds. All of them. They need to go. When that’s done I’d start on the 76 million accomplices.
24.01.2026 20:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What’s the over/under on number of commercial timeouts for tonight’s CFP game?
20.01.2026 01:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
His thugs will continue to murder, kidnap and terrorize until he’s ‘forced’ to declare martial law. Then the military will flood the ‘troubled’ cities and America will have completed her journey to dictatorship.
09.01.2026 14:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
They all need to go.
#fucktrump
08.01.2026 23:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Right. Today’s MAGA are the confederacy rebranded. Nothing has changed for more than 160 years.
07.01.2026 16:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Always remember, Trump is just being Trump. That was true in 2016 and it’s true today. America’s real problem is with the 76 million who voted for a rapist, convicted felon, insurrectionist and probable pedophile. This was NEVER about ideology. It was always about morality and ethics.
07.01.2026 13:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
They should’ve lined up the confederacy against a brick wall. Every man, woman and child. They’re bad seeds. All of them. Now there’s at least 76 million of them spread out through our entire country infecting America with their MAGA cancer.
04.01.2026 18:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wag the dog is not 4D chess.
04.01.2026 12:22 — 👍 37 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
Where’s a Firefly girl when you need one?
04.01.2026 18:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Marco!
04.01.2026 02:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
All the while she conveniently leaves out the part where she let Jack, the "love of her life" freeze to death because she couldn’t scoot over a bit on the giant door floating in the freezing Atlantic ocean.
Don't watch this movie ever again. It'll rot your brain.
17.12.2025 12:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yet, she held onto it for decades, on the off chance she’d end up at the wreck site again, just to chuck it into the ocean for no good reason. In the afterlife, after she dies in her sleep, she waltzes right past her real husband of decades without so much as a nod to meet up with her 3 day fling!
17.12.2025 12:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Resistance is finally realizing the absurdity that Rose threw away a $250 million pendant in memory of an unemployed man she slept with one time. She completely disregards the fact that the explorer who brought her to the wreck had built his entire career around finding that very necklace.
17.12.2025 12:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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