The Arse of a Crow

Do people really still think kids are getting participation trophies lol what a bunch of baloney

So we think Vancouver had a buy back clause on one of our spots?

Curt is cookin

or it could be the coach's fault
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Do fans anywhere worry about what's a "good look for the league" or do they just care about what makes their games fun to watch

Washed up former USMNT clown mad at local tifo.

All the worst people are mad about our tifo. Truly the greatest response you could ever hope for. Thanks, pal.

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If they sign him to a long contract then he could still be a TAM player I suppose. If I'm not mistaken the fee is spread over the contract duration.

Praying that the rule changes Garber teased involve not counting transfer fees towards the salary cap lol

Wonder if @nerevolution.bsky.social will unblock me whenever they get around to firing their shit coach

Vermont Green fans at Virtue Field with a Tifo depicting Bernie Sanders with the words "welcome to the Berniebeu", a play on the name of Real Madrid's Santiago Bernabeu Stadium

"Welcome to the Berniebeu" Bernie Sanders inspired Tifo from the Vermont Green fans at the USL League Two final vs Ballard FC. 📷: USL

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Sup @lobbingscorchers.com

Congratulations to the Vermont Green who just completed an undefeated season. This is a fantastic soccer team, with great management, that has generated enormous community support and pride. 

Undefeated. Two overtime playoff wins. Now, national champions. Unbelievable.

Now the Revs can lose 1-0 instead of 5-3

The 2025 USL League Two Final at Virtue Field sold out instantaneously. All tickets were claimed at 10:00am.

Thank you to our fans for the unrivaled support as we prepare for the biggest match in our history.

A statement from the Rebellion.

Far below Friedel at that

Using the bye-week to update some running plots and thought I'd post the updated version of this chart from preseason for no reason in particular.

Porter's PPG has improved ~slightly~ to 0.965 over the course of 58 regular season matches

#NERevs

How is Porter still employed at #NERevs? I get that it's a thing that can wait until business hours, but it's afternoon now. Get that guy out of the building. #PorterOut

Can’t help but agree with @mattdoyle.bsky.social ranking and blurb for the #NERevs in his weekly power rankings post (check out his substack tacticsfreezone for full rankings)

There’s talent on the roster but feel like we’ve seen this movie before.

"they’re tentative and confused about who’s responsible for getting pressure to the ball, as well as how and when to drop their line"

how does Porter still have a job??

Perhaps the worst outcome of the Porter era is the stunting of Peyton Miller's development

Wait, #NERevs have only won TWO at home all season? And none since April??? I knew we were bad but THAT BAD?

What the hell are we doing @nerevolution.bsky.social?

@hfdathletic.bsky.social GK Antony Siaha, making friends and influencing people after his three-save shutout.

(Did I mention this was a rivalry? They're going to play again next Saturday for first in their #USLJagermeisterCup group.) #USLonCBS #ElClamico

Carles Gil doesn’t deserve this #NERevs

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What’d we do with all this money? @nerevolution.bsky.social #nerevs #mls

Beers and tears

I -just- noticed the @nerevolution.bsky.social one is the only one that didn't use their '96 crest. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Revs vs Orlando.. eating our last bit of hope for making the playoffs