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@istarispartan.bsky.social

Here for news & jokes mostly. Views are my own. I swear a lot. World expert on things, and stuff. Anime and games lover. Plotting to take over the world.

113 Followers  |  92 Following  |  2,692 Posts  |  Joined: 28.10.2023  |  2.1037

Latest posts by istarispartan.bsky.social on Bluesky

Shout out to the London man dem!
*blup blup blup blup...

10.12.2025 11:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man wearing glasses and a black jacket is standing next to another man . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black jacket is standing next to another man .

Hieroglyphics has entered the chat

10.12.2025 11:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That doesn't look like Birmingham! 🤗😅

10.12.2025 11:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

Let's do this! (all two of you)

ngl.link/istarisparta...

10.12.2025 11:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#goodmorningto and only to @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app
First of her name, queen of real talk, mother of wise words.

09.12.2025 12:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I went for a short walk to sit with the birds. I think the geese realised I was in my feelings and just gave me space. The weather was crap. Never seen the river so high or flow so fast. Thank you for reading this.

09.12.2025 12:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man is wearing a tutu and dancing in a field . ALT: a man is wearing a tutu and dancing in a field .

Movie you’ve watched more than six times, hard mode (no Star Wars or Trek, no Pixar, no LOTR, no Disney, no Marvel)

08.12.2025 23:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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trumps third term.

08.12.2025 22:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thanks so much. It means the world to me right now🥹

I hope you open the biggest wrapped box this year and it's just a $5 gift card for a store you don't even like.

Even when I'm sat here teary eyed and appreciating you, I will still wish bullshit on you.

(sniff) you will (sniff) never know peace!

07.12.2025 12:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm always here for ya.

Sometimes to visit inconveniences upon you.
Sometimes to show care.
But I'm always here.

Right now I'm heartbroken twice over.
So don't be mean.

07.12.2025 12:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a little boy in a blue shirt is saying i 'm fine . ALT: a little boy in a blue shirt is saying i 'm fine .

I did cry. This is fucked up man. Why does life have to be this sad.

07.12.2025 12:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I hope you...

...you know what? I hope you find someone to make you feel like you've dreamt of feeling.

I can visit inconveniences on you another day.

Take care, friend. 🫂

07.12.2025 01:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Translation:

Some people that have to pay loads to check for asbestos thought 'man, it would be so much cheaper and easier for us if we didn't have to check. If only there were someone we could bribe to change the law... Wait a minute!!'

07.12.2025 01:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same.

🫂

07.12.2025 00:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Jesus

06.12.2025 23:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My ex 🥺😭

06.12.2025 23:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Computers, chemistry, WiFi, space travel, satellites, digital photography, the engine... There really are some smart mofos out there.

06.12.2025 22:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thrillers. The action-adventure type. With a mystery to solve in it.

That, or the saddest thing you ever did read. I'd give the reader hope then drag it away as cruelly as I could over and over.

06.12.2025 22:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

'Those people over there are wrong. '

06.12.2025 20:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My joints

06.12.2025 20:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People saying things like "that's not very American" or "it's not what we do/who we are as Americans"...

06.12.2025 20:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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05.12.2025 23:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I don't get birthday cakes so ha!
Take that!

05.12.2025 21:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I hope you (with chest) wish everybody happy birthday a day early or a day late!

05.12.2025 20:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is holding a microphone and saying can i get an amen ! ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a microphone and saying can i get an amen !
05.12.2025 14:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Once, I got to work, walked down the hall and turned left. That was it. Back fucked for two days 😭

04.12.2025 21:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
04.12.2025 20:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🫂

02.12.2025 21:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Staying alive.

02.12.2025 17:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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