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@catlurd.bsky.social

Anti Catturd account. The parody of stupidity is intelligence.

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Latest posts by catlurd.bsky.social on Bluesky

Miami's Sound Machine won't turn it down while I'm sleeping.

16.02.2026 15:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In my state (Missouri), all ballot measures have specific wording to confuse the most common voter. Even if we petition for a ballot measure to make all other ballot measures coherent in plain wording, they would obfuscate the wording into an impossible to decipher explanation.

16.02.2026 04:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Daily Beast: Gavin Newsom is at the Munich Security Conference, where he is once again urging Europe to stand up to Trump. “Donald Trump is doubling down on stupid. California has been a leader in climate policy going back to Ronald Reagan.”
#ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

14.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 397    🔁 169    💬 6    📌 0
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13.02.2026 05:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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10.02.2026 02:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Which millennial dance move is this?

07.02.2026 05:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes, Alex, I'll take, "Anal Bum Cover" for $500...

07.02.2026 05:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hint: Taking rights away from other humans wasn't it.

06.02.2026 19:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And they are all dancing disco

06.02.2026 19:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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06.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Weird, he usually only rolls out his sympathy wagon during re-election years.

04.02.2026 22:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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04.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finally.

03.02.2026 23:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One Album! That's all I ask for.
Make sure you sell vinyl too.

03.02.2026 23:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I didn't vote for him.

03.02.2026 23:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It is easier to be fooled than it is to be convinced you have been fooled.

01.02.2026 23:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's just a Real Doll with an attitude.

31.01.2026 19:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nothing is more TACO than JACO.

30.01.2026 04:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I too just sit here, collecting lint.

30.01.2026 04:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tell me watched the whole 5 hours?

28.01.2026 18:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I see the problem. You don't purchase a Glock 43x witht the intent on hitting anything with accuracy, you get it because it looks cool.

28.01.2026 18:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They are all moist.

28.01.2026 18:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I imagine Usha just had to sit on JD's favorite couch...

27.01.2026 06:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey Forbes, There is no such thing as an ethical billionaire.

27.01.2026 03:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Stan Bush - The Touch (1986)
YouTube video by Master Noise Present (Hard 'n' Heavy in 60fps) Stan Bush - The Touch (1986)

Get off my shocks, Lazerbeak!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMdp...

27.01.2026 03:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone on my Next Door app said they found a cat, and little else.
Unsure how to respond if they are looking for the owner or favorite recipes.

25.01.2026 04:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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