@fpl-hellblazer.bsky.social
Quinquagenarian chair-based athlete. Resident of the Mersey's left bank. FPL Analytics curious. Fan of many forms of music, comic books and Manchester Utd https://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/2259/history https://open.spotify.com/user/1145284615?si=e59
FPL Conclave
03.10.2025 06:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I was wondering if you'd ever done Cole Palmer as Dave Hill, but I realised it requires no Photoshop
05.09.2025 08:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was master of my domain
23.08.2025 13:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They're sleeping soundly *sigh*
23.08.2025 09:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My policy of avoiding shiney new toys fails, though obviously I went for Wirtz *sigh* - it's really only JP that can kill my season 🙈
16.08.2025 19:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cheese winner
15.08.2025 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hahaha
15.08.2025 20:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 059nth minute apparently
15.08.2025 20:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Frimpong and Kerkez CS banked
15.08.2025 20:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1He's on for 11
15.08.2025 20:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When you check your work league
15.08.2025 20:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Smooth
15.08.2025 19:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Book probably
10.08.2025 15:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Danny Ward revisited
06.08.2025 19:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Amazing 😆
01.08.2025 07:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's a good job they're not managed by Kuntz
04.07.2025 22:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is so tragic!
03.07.2025 10:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here's my 24/25 FPL highlights
GW2 Haaland triple cap hatty v IPS
GW15 Palmer hatrick v TOT
GW19 Trent 15 pointer v WHU
GW20 Mbeumo 19 pointer away to SOT
GW24 Moyes assman + Tarko last min equaliser v LIV
GW26 Glasner assman table bonus
GW29 Fernandes G and Dalot A v LEI
GW33 Mbeumo brace v BHA
Isak's haul against Brentford in GW38 last year still haunts me. Benching him cost me around 80k places.
19.05.2025 09:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0looks like it 😆
16.05.2025 07:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🥺 oh no!
12.05.2025 06:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
42pts. A right stinker of a gameweek, check out the bench. 74k down from 51k. It was the week when the WC30 Palace ensemble got its revenge. Just glad I got Wood in, and played Hendo.
11.05.2025 18:33 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I got 42. 51k -> 72k. Shit business
11.05.2025 18:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The revenge of WC30. I was due a stinker tbh.
11.05.2025 14:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anyone else got double NEW defence on the bench?
11.05.2025 11:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That Ruben interview, what a nerk
10.05.2025 17:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0High. They've all been very positive tbf so I'm looking at taking more next season.
27.04.2025 12:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I've taken 3, which is a record for me
27.04.2025 06:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Exactly. It's mainly Travis and Robbie Williams CDs these days, with a South Pacific LP if you're lucky
26.04.2025 10:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can't wait for his Autism denial nuggets (fresh culture war, same shit taste)
25.04.2025 22:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
