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Dungeon Mistress Paula

@dmpaula.bsky.social

I'm a queer, fat positive geek with snark issues

315 Followers  |  159 Following  |  54 Posts  |  Joined: 19.11.2024  |  1.6077

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13. Book recs... Dungeon Crawler Carl series. And quicksilver is my current obsession
14. TV recs... Silo and severance oh and high potential

18.01.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’•

18.01.2025 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11. Cats or dogs? have 3 doggos!
12. Scars? I have plenty! But this one wraps around my arm. I was attacked by a neighbor's dog when I was 9. After lots of surgeries and skin grafts I'm STILL a dog person lol

18.01.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right!!!

17.01.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hehe ๐Ÿ˜˜

17.01.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

9.Crush? @vexwild14.bsky.social
10. Phobia...Terrified of spiders.

17.01.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rugby!

17.01.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

7. 2 sisters and 1 brother. I am the baby. My brother passed several years ago
8. Socially! I've been known to party ๐Ÿ˜…

17.01.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

6. Don't judge me
... But bio freeze

17.01.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

4. Bi/pan
5. Dice click clacking

17.01.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1. PJ
2.47
3. 5'3

17.01.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ok. Let's goooo

17.01.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Finally adding some bling to my kindle. I can't find all my dice maker stickers. Fucking moving boxes

16.01.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup!! Ugh!

16.01.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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FML. I guess no getting treatment today. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

16.01.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We know ๐Ÿ˜

16.01.2025 10:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hi I'm Paula! Let's be geeky together!! #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #ttrpgs #boardgames - ๅฐ็บขไนฆ 3 ไบฟไบบ็š„็”Ÿๆดป็ป้ชŒ๏ผŒ้ƒฝๅœจๅฐ็บขไนฆ

Ok so... I did the thing here.

14.01.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What do you want for Valentine's day? That's right. Extra long ding dongs

14.01.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'd say it was nice to be out and about but it's 24 degrees here in east tenn.

14.01.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I listen to half of what the neck beards say on the internet, I would be considered a lazy GM. Good thing I listen to my players instead. You should too! Do you guys ask questions of your players after the session?
#ttrpg #dnd #foreverdm

14.01.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Switch it to Richard ๐Ÿ˜‚

14.01.2025 11:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And this is why all my NPCs have their roots based in Robert. Bob. Rob. Bobbina. Bobert.

14.01.2025 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I usually play giant muscle mommies while I am short and round.

14.01.2025 10:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's 18 here ๐Ÿ˜ญ

14.01.2025 10:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My favorite nurse called me "The Ideal Patient" because I'm not a Karen. I smiled and laughed. Inside I know she's never seen those emails I pen to my boys' middle school admin.

14.01.2025 10:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bahahahah

14.01.2025 10:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cryptid Creeks by Hatchlings Games Cosy Horror Roleplaying

Episode 2 of #CryptidCreeks ended on a cliffhanger, the River Scouts surrounded by shadows with no source while pursuing yet another Cursed trinket. They have an escape plan, but will it be enough? #TTRPG

To be continued in Episode 3!

(Experience Cryptid Creeks for yourself - snag a copy!)

14.01.2025 05:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's alright. You should see the elf druid. ๐Ÿ˜…

13.01.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I may finally be feeling well enough to play some bg3. Give my poor kindle a little rest.

13.01.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Home for the holidays! F#ck cancer!

23.12.2024 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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