michael

Lol

Off to strip some wallpaper

Wait until you find out about lunch

Perhaps, if I can't find a massive enough crow

All horses are my enemy, I may not have thought this through

I'm still stood just watching it, evening walk be damned

Looks violent up there tonight

Moltbook

Trying to engage with my small city's independent retailers

Afternoon

House to myself

If I can find some with the little spiky wheels on the heel, you're on 🫡

Oh I could absolutely rock them, I'm scared to buy nice things to wear though coz it's always either paint or mud with me

Pathetic

When you're Jon Pertwee and you are startled by an ominous tower on the horizon

Kinda wanna start wearing a cowboy hat all the time ngl

Local radio guy's talking about the Doomsday Clock as if it's a real thing

Rly don't like the sticky white stuff that comes out of the caulk tube

It appears to have applied its own multiplier

Achieved 80% of what I need to do today already lol

Absolutely delighted to hear that they're going to edit the horrible Prue Leith out of all the old Bake Off episodes and digitally replace her with CGI Nigella. They couldn't do this kind of thing if it was still on the BBC

YouTube video by Elinborg Elinborg - Vatnsins Verur (Official Music Video)

This is so so good youtu.be/4wlDz2jwrqI?...

Painting a tiny child's tiny bedroom, nothing to do for like an hour until the first coat dries, send help

Monday then isn't it

Saw the moon for a minute. Gone again now

Shaved ma heid

Lol

Some new charity shop art

Parents and sister are trapped in the house and their power's out lol

U moan about it raining for the fifth day in a row and somecunts like 'oh but youre scottish doesnt it rain literally every second of every day there?'

Yes it's pure cartoon physics anywhere north of berwick 👍