Pat E III

Dems: "Well ICE agreed to only beat us during weekdays so we got that going for us"

Republicans: "Science is over and all science funding goes to The Ballroom"

A rabbit in overalls and a goat in pants are sitting on the ground drawing pictures. The rabbit is saying “ART POSES A THREAT TO CORPORATOLRATIC SYSTEMS BECAUSE A PURPOSE OF ART IS TO REMIND THE INDIVIDUAL OF THEIR INHERENT AUTONOMY.”, the goat adds “THEIR HUMANITY.”

Make Art (1/4)

Europeans think all the random loot in Fallout is because of a nuclear war but America is just like that. Yesterday, I found a rocket launcher looking for my phone charger.

Sound on. A new Olympic event just dropped.

Fear is the defining Conservative trait...

Fear of change, fear of people who look, love, speak, or think differently, fear of attacks, fear of... The list is endless.

Easy: They hate America. They hate Anericans. They desise our multicultural multiethnic democracy and the dream of freedom and egalitarianism for all and they're stamping it out.

Fuk yeah

I really want people to think about this. After all the insane lawsuits, all the threats, all the bullshit weve seen from this admin and the targets who kneeled in fear, an average Joe called the president a Pedophile protector to his face and didn't get touched. That's the Power of a union.

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

Uppies: Need a ride? We'll pick you up.

The only reasonable conclusion to draw from this tweet is that our muppet population hails from a wonderful ancestral homeland that now I long to visit.

If you want to be shocked, look at the price of external hard drives. I was looking at a 4tb ssd since December and waiting for whatever reason, it was $300 then. A month ago, it rose to $500. Now it's $700. Can't wait for the AI bubble to pop and take these high prices with it.

The sheer amount of genuine pop culture that MAGA is telling its adherents they must reject these days is like they’re the Amish, without even rumspringa.

You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?

When Bad Bunny shouted "God Bless America" followed by a roll call of all the countries in the Americas I legit teared up.

The territory as well as concept of America has always transcended small minded provincialism. Attempts have been made to subdue it, been inherently we are multicultural af ♥️

america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be

God the people mad about music like this must live such sad miserable little lives

That's a rock star right there

IM NOT GONNA USE GEMINI

IM NOT GONNA USE COPILOT

IM NOT GONNA USE CHATGPT

IM NOT GONNA USE CLAUDE

IM NOT GONNA USE GROK

ALL YALL CAN GET FUCKED INTO THE SUN

It’s so funny to make the most intergenerational and family oriented halftime show in years to highlight how genuinely delusional (and fundamentally racist) MAGA culture war derangement is

Oh I’m supposed to take health advice from Mike Tyson? That guy eats ears.

God bless América

(with an accent)

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

Viewers of both halftime shows saw a lot of ass

Genuinely gives me a lot of hope that the NFL is a cynical, cash-motivated organization and they're betting on this being the future