ben salami

(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

finally tracked down a not screen recorded version for everybody to enjoy

(it keeps getting posted every time it's removed by a different account so there's like 14 overlapping watermarks)

gotta keep the orange toddler happy so he doesn’t burn everything down

THE SMILE lololol

I wish all CEOs a pleasant trip to New York City, where anything can happen

Dale Earnhardt, quote next to him : "Nothing and I mean nothing gets me more excited than biscuits and gravy. But a very close second is seeing news of a CEO being executed."

good morning lets raise hell

not to be old about it but fuck i wish i was stressing about vocab tests and not about where im gonna get $500 for my car insurance deductible while im unemployed

my 13yo niece on her snapchat at the bus stop posting “back to reality today” GOD I wish I had 13yo reality problems again

distracted by your dick snapped in half (i am traumatized)

now today we get to drive to DC in thanksgiving traffic in my partner’s car so very excited to see how we survive that

Silver crossover style SUV scraped all along the passenger side

Silver crossover style SUV scraped all along the passenger side

Silver crossover style SUV. Housing to the passenger side mirror cracked and scraped by impact

baby’s first car accident! only took 3 months of living on the east coast for a New York driver to sideswipe me 🥰

“To its credit, the cybertruck contacted police to notify them it was burning people alive again.”

This thread is the best kind of internet. Go ahead - look through, and tell them your favorite food and they’ll answer you with video about how they grew it

Do you have any idea how badly you have to fuck up a website to get me to exclusively post on one where I have less followers

Conservatives don’t try and cancel you huh Meghan?

drake suing over bots and not slander bc he knows he is a certified pedophile

THEY DOXXED EA-NĀṢIR

why do they wanna drink raw milk so fuckin badly? is cow tiddy pus some sort of flavor enhancer the left wing media has suppressed?

CBD HOT DOG

i am once again begging people to stop with the deadly earnest, virtue signaling replies to casual shitposts, it's really tiresome

yes yes, you have perfect politics and opinions, we are all quite aware, now just let us fuck about online in peace

holy shit i thought y’all were calling them “skeets” as a joke is this forreal

I have read all the Animorphs books repeatedly and I'm fully aware of the message of the series. however, I would instantly accept the power to morph, and I would absolutely use it to engage in guerrilla (gorilla) warfare, just as if I learned nothing from the series at all.

Screenshot of Elon Musk post about getting an MRI on his neck and upper back which may delay his totally gonna happen fight with Mark Zuckerberg.

My money’s on them not finding a spine.