Alexiad

cis ppl are ontologically evil

Obama if he was Simpsons: "My yellow Americans"

Playing Mario Party 6 on stream with @alexiad.bsky.social and Alvar!

Been wanting to do a stream like this forever so feels good to finally get around to this, looking forward to skillfully finding all the hidden blocks back to back

www.twitch.tv/bigyellowyt

you're in a Sakamoto manga bro, we already know that

size queen but just for balls

Fuzzyjumpen

German fighting game terminology isn't real, it cannot hurt you.
German fighting game terminology:

ofc nothing wrong with not wanting that out of your own relationships, but it always feels weird how much they assume it's due to one party wanting to "get away with cheating" or how one party hates it

people see a perfectly happy couple where both parties sometimes get intimate outside of the relationship and start making up fan fiction about how they are secretly emotionally torn up about it. like no bitch, that's how YOU'D feel

it was the right thing to do because I want to do that sometimes and I'm morally good and incapable of unjust actions

Sorry that my BlueSky account ended up being here for me to whine about Strive and talk about sex in a less public setting lol

tbh if you think the most important thing about sex is what you do with your genitals then you are probably kinda bad at sex and intimacy

genuinely can't find a character I enjoy playing and I find most characters annoying to play vs. idk what the point even is in continuing this.

I might just quit strive at this point

sorry for the sad posting gang, it'll work out

I feel like Spiderman x JJJ should be a more popular ship

women are something so great

one always lies and one always tells the truth

you're not punk unless you're having gay sex

Twitter is so unresponsive that I can tab over to BlueSky and write a whole-ass tweet before twitter actually loads in the page i want it to

Balatro yuri

it's possible that sex isn't about power after all, and it's actually about honesty

woman with black hair in a dress. repeat for other images

this is what the most evil person you know looks like btw

BALATRO YAOI

guy who hosts BYOB parties solely so he can make money from recycling the empty cans people leave behind

notification tab showing that twitter user "Biggus Dickus (Pureblood) added you to their list Retards"

twitter is sometimes the funniest site in the world

Skyward Sword Zelda ✨ #nintendo