Laura Nyssa

He knows I will do whatever he asks, because how can you not love someone this cool?

Few things are more Appalachian Gothic than being forced to read through the updated version of the will.

As if the holidays weren't depressing enough.

The darkness is always looming!

I would *love* to have a normal brain.

Dear diary- tomorrow is going to suck. Sincerely, me.

Shes just so great

To date, my cat has been the best antidepressant I've ever purchased. Her little paws and magical purrs give my home so much joy and love that, in conjuction with actual pharmaceutical antidepressant, it makes me happy to be alive.

Wake Up, You Lazy Skin Sack. I’m a Songbird and It’s 4 A.M. Wake up my sleepy mouth-breather, it’s 4:01 a.m. and I feel chatty! I might be small but I’m a warm-blooded lunatic and I’m right outside your bedr...

"You probably hope you can fall back to sleep in a few minutes, but I assure you, you cannot. I’m about to turn it up. I’ve got some buddies out here to rip off a cacophony, and we don’t take harmonization lightly. We live by the song, die by the song."

A reminder that this entire Trans Panic thing is just another shitty step in a long history of fake panics completely invented by political hacks.

Trans people are very likely not affecting your lives at all and they certainly are not the cause of any problems on a national level. It's BULLSHIT.

PUP Announce New Album 'Who Will Look After The Dogs?': Hear "Hallways" PUP: Great band. Amazing band. Maybe an underrated band at this point? The raging Toronto pop-punks are one of the greatest rock acts of their generation, so it’s a pleasure to report that they have a...

Time for a new PUP album, y'all

My art!

Emo Game - Play Online on Flash Museum 🕹️

flashmuseum.org/emo-game/

The missile is eepy #tortie

Once again, a fundamental reason why so many academics despise Trump, Vance, Musk & company is that we’ve all had our share of The Guy Who Didn’t Do The Reading But Demands to Be Heard

I think he likes me

Happy kitty

#theyoungestmenalive #truthmagnum #turbofloyd this is why I love wrestling

Long kitty

UnitedHealth Group share price increased by 0.92% today after their CEO was assassinated.

health insurance ceos get to murder ppl thru denial of medical care bc they have a fiduciary responsibility to increase shareholder value. the murder of unhs ceo increased share value by almost a full percentage point, which implies a fiduciary duty for companies to hunt their ceos for sport

YouTube video by theyare68 '68 - Bad Bite (Official Music Video)

just bones and teeth

youtu.be/StVg1RMdnHQ?...

anatomy drawings in AI of hotdogs of various shapes & sizes including what the insides of a living hotdog contains

behold — glizzanatomy

@redparallax.bsky.social

Been wondering why my eyes are so watery these last couple days, and I realized it's 4 years since mom died. Grief doesn't forget.

I am a simple human. All I want for every meal is fried chicken, crispy potatoes, and country gravy.

The quality of life conversation never gets easier. The hardest thing about having great clients is saying goodbye. The angels are getting their exercise carrying heavy hearts.

My therapist says I'm good to pursue a life that doesn't necessarily involve bi-monthly check ins. Did I beat therapy? How many tickets do I get for this?

@hodgman.bsky.social

I frequently day dream about you recording a burl Ives Christmas album

Nothing makes me feel more like a fool than the American health care system.

Which vets around here treat primates?