Carpool

Every person on this bar went DAME LA GASOLINA together, total zero to 60

@theverge.com I'm buying the De Longhi Nespresso because of u, if it's not good I'm sending y'all an invoice

This is your daily reminder that Trump is never thinking about working people, just his own personal grift.

"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."

—The Declaration of Independence

when a judge legit tries to protect you from the lawless president by keeping you in jail

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.

I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

Never before in the history of this nation has such a large redistribution of income been directed upward, for no reason at all

I will not play grand theft auto because it perpetuates car culture :/

remembering when democrats elected him house oversight chair over AOC 2 months ago talking about him like this

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society NEW HAVEN, CT—Calling such concern for linguistic precision a clear indicator of a thriving country, a panel of historians from Yale University issued a statement Thursday announcing that quibbling ov...

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society

Remember: If unions didn’t matter, powerful corporations wouldn’t spend millions of dollars every year to stop them from forming. Keep up the fight.

euphoric photo of dolphins jumping under a rainbow

this is how it feels to reach 30 MILLION users!!!

An dusty, industrial looking control panel in a wall. There are two big white square buttons on it. The one on the left has a red border and the letter 'i' touching the bottom, representing a person stuck to the ground (the dot of the i being their head). The 2nd button also has a red border, but inside the button is an upside down stickman figure, arms and legs spread out. To indicate this person is floating around helplessly in zero-gravity.

You know who should've won an Oscar last night? The person who designed the little 'Gravity on / off' buttons in Alien Romulus.

i think it’s ridiculous that bluesky doesn’t serve dinner. it’s 7 o’clock on the east coast. clearly the joke’s on me for assuming there’d be food. guess i’ll just eat my boot

I should be home playing Stardew rn

Game Review: Duck Detective: The Salami Bandit Another cozy game for your collection.

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It's christmas consumerism time! Yay!

Team Rocket tending to a pokemon saying health must come first, or else evil can't prosper.

PSA

Asking Gemini how to put myself into a coma for the next 4 yrs.

America does everything wrong

lucy and charlie brown observing a doghouse with musical notes emanating, charlie brown says he just sits in there and listens to his records...

snoopy just like me fr

Going 2 start emailing surveys to past interviewers so they can tell me what I did wrong (I am so tired)

All men picking up the Valentine’s Day gifts Via online purchase pick up give me the ick. Not even picking it out yourself ?? No agonizing over what she might like ?? For shame !!

Very telling that Swift is dating the blockhead brother and also almost single handedly destroying the earth

The feminine urge to purchase any and all tiny versions of regular things