sam???

going to phoeniz arizona next week. gonna form an *Incredible* bond with a horse.

i need to get a skin-matched pack n play. or something. hm. wonder what the tech is like these days

stop. im literally sapiosexual .

red is one of my favourite colours

bluesky i am outside you. goodb

baby dress up nice. im taking you out. theyre gonna play hand me downs by mac miller at the club

breathtaking. 💞 stunning.

the E cream worked!

they fixed my pussy at the store

*deadbeat dad voice* did you get those reels I sent you...

this, too, is gooning

"i need him obsessed" girl i have ocd.

oh god im a faggot (love in my heart)

i asked for suppositories to see if it goes thru insurance the cream was like $80 😭 dudeeee

i got persctibed some going to see what they charge me tmrw when its filled. just a cream I think?

i have to get E cream.

poosy tew tight

song DOGTOOTH by tyler, the creator shockingly has nothing to do with the movie. sad.

coincidentally this week is shaping out to be very asexual. time to power-sand some old wood furniture

how to say politely that id drive an hour just to s*** her d*** + leave

can you make it extra racist (for me)

bluesky i am inside you

can i be honest. love those thin white woman lips. i go crazy

holy shitballs

🥺

im a chaser

older woman: "we ball"
me: *so hard im gonna pass out* holy shit

WHO wants to fall in love no clickbait

god forbid a white boy catch a vibe

finally somethint that isnt furry porn