suck boy hannah

i bet lebron james could dunk a basketball on the moon if someone would only take him there

houthi and the blowfish

the kitties who run around my neighborhood know more than any person i have ever met … im sure of it

i’m finalizing all the details on my petition to adopt the alfredo sauce boy

absolutely insane to think about a mousie

are my breathing problems correlated with my voluptuous tits or my heart murmur

i know nothing about the allegations regarding me eating a cashew that didn’t taste very good.. i would suggest that u make ur own opinion on the situation ..xx

does Donald Glover have poopies

peewee died??? has anyone asked him to come back to life? he seems like the kind of guy who would hear me out

Brünnhilde

her today would still serve

real housewives tagline idea: i may suffer from occasional constipation, but i can always dump on a bitch if i need to

how big is too big like. beach balls or what

a pink rose

a yellow rose

i really like banging whores i go out and i bang a lot of whores

im starting to think that furries might be the most sane people on social media these days and as much as that scares me it also excites me

y’all don’t act like the sky is blue on here very often

politics this politics that let’s talk about huge balls

cum heartburn

who has any parrots they are willing to lend me for purposes im not yet willing to disclose (not illegal)

my real housewives tagline would be “i don’t just shit, i dump”

6 piece chikan nuggets

I’m gregnant

maybe the real ufos were the roflcopters we had with our friends

ken doll roy

people should really laugh at my jokes more

if you wear enough feathers you could probably fly away

x is the coolest letter otherwise it wouldn’t be called the x games