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Gooning and bating in the tunnel under Ocean Blvd

Ty ty 🙏🏼

Bush is bushing

I’m Instagram

I miss when they’d do this

Sometimes when I use Maps while driving I put my phone in between my legs on the seat and my big meaty bulge exits out of the navigation :/

There has to be a better way for me to objectify men other than loudly saying “I want him to punch me in the face”

Crop the shirt more 😍

That’s why I was constantly checking Sniffies

Omfg

At my firefighter friend’s wedding and there’s a horde of hot firefighters here

Just got back on the flotilla 🫤

Entering my villain era (just found out about global warming)

Oh 100% it’s not just a her thing. So maybe “smart” isn’t the right word. Incurious? Narcissistic?

I genuinely think that T*ylor is not smart enough to have any interesting insight into herself or the world and that was ok when she was 15, but girl at your big age? …. She rly married the right man i guess

Well I know for sure they are NOT going to the same parties lol

Sympathy is a Knife: “This wildly successful girl makes me feel insecure. Maybe I should kill myself”

Actually Romantic: “Do it, bitch”

Same

Would expect nothing less from her!

Hi I’m back to discourse about the Charli diss track in T*ylor’s new album

Ty for your support king 🫡

Haven’t had a cigarette in two weeks please clap

Attempting to make the switch from unionized labor to a managerial position because my back just can’t handle it and I feel like a class traitor 😔

HBD sweet, sweet Dylan 🥰

First SpongeBob, now this 😔

Saaaaame but at least I’ve been saving so much money by not buying any of their shit lately

A goddamn Dwight secret lair 😭

Lmao Magic is such a fucking joke now

Happy birthday!! 🤗

I mean climate change leading to sweatier boobs is also a plus