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I want to learn another language because Iโ€™m missing out on some juicy speakerphone bus gossip.

06.02.2026 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Market days

05.02.2026 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m very sure I said something nuanced and thoughtful (and also you do give off that vibe so..)

03.02.2026 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Melania review โ€“ Trump film is a gilded trash remake of The Zone of Interest Dispiriting, deadly and unrevealing โ€“ there is a decent documentary to be made about the former model from Slovenia, but this one is unredeemable

www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...

30.01.2026 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Some starships are not meant to fly

29.01.2026 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a picture of a box of senorita bread from Ling Nam restaurant and bakeshop.

a picture of a box of senorita bread from Ling Nam restaurant and bakeshop.

Friends, This!

28.01.2026 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She has Michelle Obamaโ€™s book Google translate and no decency.

27.01.2026 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bari Weiss having a normal one

27.01.2026 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes just being quiet is ok

27.01.2026 06:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Less anxiety, more ass? Finally a platform I can support.

27.01.2026 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lazy vampires are like

26.01.2026 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Renee Good. Alex Pretti.

24.01.2026 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 275    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œEveryone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gunโ€ is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment

24.01.2026 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17749    ๐Ÿ” 5547    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 172    ๐Ÿ“Œ 181

defund ice before they murder again again

24.01.2026 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A typewritten note that reads:

ICE has murdered another person
the video is horrific.
you do not need to watch.

A typewritten note that reads: ICE has murdered another person the video is horrific. you do not need to watch.

24.01.2026 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 790    ๐Ÿ” 320    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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The director of the FBI: "I don't read."

His staff (paraphrased): "he doesnโ€™t like meetings in office settings. What he wants is social events."
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

22.01.2026 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2707    ๐Ÿ” 955    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 142    ๐Ÿ“Œ 178
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And the nominees are

22.01.2026 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Girl. The fuck?

22.01.2026 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If anyone knows about weak and humorless, itโ€™s Lindsey Graham

21.01.2026 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wishing this for everyone today.

20.01.2026 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The โ€œJudy/Violet honey can you come back here for a second?โ€ sequence kills me every time.

19.01.2026 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk's X to block Grok from undressing images of real people Grok will no longer allow users to remove clothing from images of real people, a statement posted on X reads.

So itโ€™s back to being just a Nazi bar, not a kiddie porn Nazi bar. www.bbc.com/news/article...

15.01.2026 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone elseโ€™s listening habits change with the latest horrors? (I canโ€™t get enough Chic/Nile Rodgers, lately.)

13.01.2026 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.

13.01.2026 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5656    ๐Ÿ” 1179    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 71    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Abolish ICE before they kill again.

13.01.2026 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Girl, same.

12.01.2026 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Matt Rogers always sucked

11.01.2026 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Redirecting...

โ€œI have asked the clergy of the diocese to make sure their affairs are in order and they have written their wills.,not the time for statements. It is time to put our bodies between the powers of this world and the most vulnerableโ€. Rob Hirschfeld, Bishop of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire

10.01.2026 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5202    ๐Ÿ” 1349    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 83    ๐Ÿ“Œ 336

Nature finds a way.

10.01.2026 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I canโ€™t join ICE because Iโ€™m not scared of women

09.01.2026 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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