@onefourfiveone.bsky.social
frolicsome | easy | good-tempered | free I have a doctorate, and I’m not afraid to use it. “If it’s real, don’t let them ruin it.”
I have a couple obituaries that I need to pre-write, actually.
09.11.2025 22:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0His taint probably smells like funyuns so
09.11.2025 16:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For Emilio Estevez? Absolutely.
08.11.2025 23:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Got a taste of that jock and said “tradwife me downnnnn”
08.11.2025 23:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Her makeover in that movie is a detransition.
08.11.2025 23:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You are about to be so pissed.
08.11.2025 18:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0See now here you go.
08.11.2025 16:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Rather live in his world than live without him in mine” lets me know he put her through the mattress.
08.11.2025 16:06 — 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0I actually give up.
08.11.2025 04:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every date is a $200 date now and for what?
07.11.2025 17:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She’s the inverse of Janet.
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No one:
8th century Saxons:
BigBoobieSosa @BuddyNoLove •31m I'll take the sex instead spiceymam... •32m Rub his back while he's sleep & pray over him. That's a different type of intimacy. 7 LT 18 个］ It's Baldnard to you. @Bperry149 Replying to @BuddyNoLove Yea move around Shirley Caesar
I was sitting in the pedicure chair minding my business when this tweet popped into my mind. 😭😭😭 @bperry149.bsky.social
07.11.2025 01:02 — 👍 21 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 9
A digital illustration of Godzilla silhouetted against a red and orange fire-colored background with his back spines all glowing blue as he blasts nuclear fire at whomever you would most like to have nuclear fire blasted at. Go ahead and make a wish. Jagged lettering on Godzilla’s back and shoulder, also glowing blue, reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’
26.06.2025 13:06 — 👍 958 🔁 285 💬 2 📌 2Stitch this on a pillow.
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Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
The Icarus story comes to mind.
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06.11.2025 23:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gonna be a hell of a bake sale.
06.11.2025 19:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That last part??
06.11.2025 03:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The #content gays do this and I can’t STAND it.
06.11.2025 03:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0when you're waiting for one specific email, every other one you get makes you want to drop kick someone.
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Dixie Land?
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Oh baby she’s going no makeup for emphasis send her a fruit basket
05.11.2025 04:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’d let him govern my borough.
05.11.2025 02:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Protect Zohran at all costs. I mean that seriously.
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