Biggie Shorty

So much stuff happens that I bet you already forgot about the whole “circumcision causes autism” thing. I bet that just went into the pile despite it being the craziest fucking thing you’ve ever heard

See the difference? 👀

#NoKings

What did you do for a Klondike bar?
WHAT DID YOU DO?!

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

Oh I love Quiznos! I strangely have one 4 minutes from my house. It does close at 8pm, but it’s always busy! 😭

Hmmm…maybe so.

wizard frog is insane

The amount of money an Adobe subscriptions costs…😓

TFW you're sent to AIHR for using AI at work

Pope Leo: "Someone who says 'I'm against abortion', but is in favor of the death penalty, is not really pro-life. Someone who says 'I'm against abortion, but I'm in agreement with the inhuman treatment of immigrants who are in the United States', I don't know if that's pro-life."

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

Left Eye on June 9, 1994:

Stay right here I’m about to see if you can spend the night 😂 🐶 🐻

Angela Winbush

They stood on BUSINESS!!! 😂😂😂

I came to say this!!!

Boffum

YouTube video by CNN Distraction: Baby panda loves ball

Baby Panda will seinen Ball nicht losslassen. 🥰🥰🐼 #SoSuß #Panda
youtu.be/jvgGD_8pouc?...

This video by Alex Pearlman does a really good job explaining why branding changes like his aren't "woke" they're just another chapter in the big book of "Capitalism and the adventure of endless growth for the shareholders".

The fit, the vibe, the crisp golden cheese. Immaculate. @solomonmissouri.bsky.social

🎥 Jamie_Vanleamer

Is this…Post Malone?

Kut Klose

The most uncomfortable HR worthy comment just happened in my weekly staff meeting. We're talking about getting new polo shirts for the team.

"I don't like polo shirts because they're all made for men and they make me look like a potato."

"Well...potatoes are delicious."

BRO WHAT

Wall Street Journal headline and deck: "New York Shooting Puts Mamdani on the Spot Over Policing Views: The killing of four people in a Midtown office building rattled a city where mass attacks are rare and violent crime has declined."

It's really weird to demand accountability from a NYC mayoral candidate for a deadly NYC shooting rather than the current NYC mayor, an ex-cop who campaigned on a "tough on crime" platform and promptly got indicted for crimes

"Sony sues Tencent for allegedly ripping off 'Horizon' video games"

Well alright but surely it can't be that blata— lmao

😭😭😭😭😭😭

A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested for credit card fraud in Tallahassee, Florida.