Charles Sumner

YouTube video by Secret Base The History of the Seattle Mariners: Supercut Edition

Good time to take four hours and watch this if you never have before youtu.be/TIgK56cAjfY?...

the soul of Seattle has been rescued from hell

Jorge Polonco RN:

The innings will continue until morale improves.

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

every single extra inning feels like this

Blue Jays fans watching both of their potential opponents use up all their bullpen arms:

YES YES YES

i just got back from Antifa headquarters.

they're making an INSANE new set of demands.

first, the radical left is saying, "no money shall be drawn from the treasury, but in consequence of appropriations made by law."

"Ich bin ein Berliner" - uncool. So last century.

"Ich bin ein Acht-Und-Vierziger" - slick, modern, infinitely cooler.

Platner's had a hell of a campaign launch but he's starting from zero and Mills isn't.

It feels like it was probably easier to advance 90 feet in Stalingrad than it has been in T-Mobile park tonight.

Ladies and Gentlemen: Baseball

I stand by my "Multiple Trumpist factions produce their own AI Trumps" prediction.

canadians haven't torched a bunch of yankees this yard in 213 years

“And the river shall bring forth frogs abundantly, which shall go up and come into thine house, and into thy bedchamber, and upon thy bed, and into the house of thy servants, and upon thy people, and into thine ovens, and into thy kneading troughs."

"And if thou refuse to let them go, behold, I will smite all thy borders with frogs:”

it's very bad that donald trump is forcing the DOJ to prosecute his political enemies

but it's good that he's chosen to start with incredibly weak cases against two people who have extensive resources and no intention of folding to him

Yep

The Soviets pulling Alexander Nevsky from theaters after Molotov-Ribbentrop and recirculating it after Barbarossa will never stop being funny.

Hey man it's great that you don't take AIPAC money but it's easy to do that without hanging with a well-known virulently anti-semitic conspiracy theorist and holocaust minimizer

Freedom Of Speech painting by Rockwell: man in a workshirt and jacket stands and speaks in a crowd

Biden's domestic agenda was 100% correct. The problem was his inability to sell it, due to old age and lack of understanding of mass communications in the '20s. (Also, his foreign policy handed Trump the election.) Efforts to force Dems back into a '90s-'00s agenda are both wrong and unnecessary.

When prices were going up under Biden there was a constant deluge of news stories about it because the media did not like Biden and wanted him to lose. Under Trump there is not a constant deluge of news stories about coffee prices because they like Trump and want him to win

(Amoeba feeding time)

I give shit to Jeffries (and Schumer) when they suck, so it’s also important to recognize when they’re doing it right.

This is doing it right. More of this, indeed. *Everyone* involved in the corruption of this administration MUST face consequences for their actions.

This is your monthly reminder that you miss Russo's Market.

This is a Blue Jays Juche account until further notice.