Do you think Bad Bunny will announce Pikmin 5 during the Super Bowl Halftime Show later today?

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Keisha Phillips was also one hell of a player, she cannot be discounted here

Good afternoon everyone. Due to the tag on my sweater and the weird vibration of the train, I will tear out the throat of anyone that makes too much noise. Thank you.

Tumblr is still cool, for all both of you who read my posts. Except for all the issues that it has by way of being Tumblr.

british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated

lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically

Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober

Got multiplied by 1. I'm still exactly the same but a process has happened and I am forever changed.

So we got Pulled Pork, Jerked Chicken, and Beef Stroganoff. Any other meat-based dinners that also sound like someone's beating it?

The existence of bullfrogs implies the existence of cuckfrogs

Twitter misinformation: some nazi bullshit

Facebook misinformation: your estranged uncle has a great deal for sunglasses

Tumblr misinformation: dolphin pussy jelly

There are two wolves inside of you.

You have a werewolf kink.

"I must use the bathroom" I think to myself

My cat: "Not without my supervision"

Bro acts like he's retail management stg

Local Fedex and UPS drivers alone on the elevator. Will they fight or kiss

In the club listening to the Code Lyoko theme song

Every public bathroom has the 1 stall that's best and the others are all trash

Bones have a warranty of about 30 years, give or take a few. I know this because that's when my knees and spine decided to betray me.

It does look good 👍

Illinois more like Grillinois *flips burger*

Devil is a Part-Timer is goated and I truly wish someone would make more shows like it

Isekai but instead of it being some lame-ass power-fantasy and harem BS it's someone going from one fantasy universe to another and it's actually good.

Imagine a cockroach with human hands at the ends of its little legs

The human is back “working” today and said she needed suppawt so I’m an emotional-support dinosaur 🦖
#DogsOfBluesky

a little brown dachshund puppy sits on her tuchus on the concrete floor of a gym, back paws splayed out and pink puppy belly on proud display. a loaded barbell is sitting on the floor in front of her, and she’s resting one front paw on the bar. she’s giving the camera a look that screams “are you kidding me right now,” which is extremely relatable.

This is Herschel. She spent 15 minutes at the gym before deciding to switch her New Year's resolution to self acceptance. 12/10 (IG: cfsbk)

The phrase "for old time's sake" invokes 40 million emotions in me and all of them lead to me in tears.

But not 2008?

your email will not find me, I was the hide and seek champion in 2007

We should domesticate cheetahs. They'd be good hunting animals I think.

Fish, trees, and vegetables are all social constructs.

god damn it you guys you're not gonna believe this shit

Setting out to build Rome, really hoping to get this one done asap