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@0fficemonkey.bsky.social

BLM. Mental Health First Aider. Facilitator@talkaboutitmate. He/Him. Fuck The Tories.

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Queeeeeeen

26.11.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still wonโ€™t get the level of respect he deserves ether. Heroic.

19.10.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you canโ€™t take joy as a Man Utd fan winning that game โ€œthey celebrated like it was the CLโ€ (they really didnโ€™t)

Then fuck off and support someone else.

We deserved that win.

31.08.2025 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has anyone got his walking stats though?

18.07.2025 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lidl bakery ๐Ÿคค

18.07.2025 08:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lot of people donโ€™t like this storyline but I think itโ€™s brilliant ๐Ÿ˜‚

10.07.2025 11:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can save a lot of them!

09.07.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sleep to The West Wing now, such a comfort show and the greatest of all time.

Series 7 is excellent too

09.07.2025 10:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This Jota news is absolutely heartbreaking, has only just got married too

03.07.2025 08:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not too bad thanks! Got a new job which is mostly hybrid which Iโ€™m very excited about, how are you doing?

02.07.2025 10:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well hello there!

02.07.2025 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actual hero

27.06.2025 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The athletic reporting the second bid and putting it in dollars too despite no transfer theyโ€™ve ever tweeted being in dollars amused me

24.06.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am so so sorry for your loss, Iโ€™ll give my 4 an extra cuddle and kiss on their little heads tonight, love to you โค๏ธ

16.06.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saw one the other day ยฃ3000 bag and someone offered ยฃ800 ๐Ÿ˜‚

16.06.2025 11:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What in the actual fuck is wrong with people? Is this because you pointed out the Hawksmoor thing? Wild

07.06.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been a United fan all his life, enjoying these delicious Newcastle tears though

03.06.2025 07:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bruno, Mbeumo, Cunha.

How do we fuck this up?!

03.06.2025 07:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The case for selling Bruno being a good idea feels like it requires an almost delusional leap of faith to me. This isnโ€™t the Coutinho situation Iโ€™m seeing it compared to, not even close

30.05.2025 09:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Iโ€™m not mentally prepared to lose him

30.05.2025 10:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHAT

29.05.2025 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And Rafael

27.05.2025 08:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Take the Anderson disrespect out of your mouth

27.05.2025 08:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weโ€™re going to win the league

25.05.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Free fruit is.not.a.perk

25.05.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shitting it today ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข

21.05.2025 06:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

93rd minute. Corner.

20.05.2025 11:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can 100% guarantee that if we do win the Europa League next week and had a parade weโ€™d have the piss taken out of us.

Canโ€™t win!

13.05.2025 09:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A black and white cat sat on a bannister.

A black and white cat sat on a bannister.

Longest shot in the world here, but one of our #cats went missing last Saturday and still hasn't shown up. Never missed a meal in her almost 6 years.

She's microchipped, neutered, and wearing a grey collar.

Droylsden area of Greater Manchester, specifically M43 7 postcode.

Please repost.

09.05.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 160    ๐Ÿ” 222    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Absolutely! One brain fart from Onana etc

08.05.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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