@0fficemonkey.bsky.social
BLM. Mental Health First Aider. Facilitator@talkaboutitmate. He/Him. Fuck The Tories.
If you can’t take joy as a Man Utd fan winning that game “they celebrated like it was the CL” (they really didn’t)
Then fuck off and support someone else.
We deserved that win.
Has anyone got his walking stats though?
18.07.2025 12:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lidl bakery 🤤
18.07.2025 08:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A lot of people don’t like this storyline but I think it’s brilliant 😂
10.07.2025 11:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You can save a lot of them!
09.07.2025 21:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I sleep to The West Wing now, such a comfort show and the greatest of all time.
Series 7 is excellent too
This Jota news is absolutely heartbreaking, has only just got married too
03.07.2025 08:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not too bad thanks! Got a new job which is mostly hybrid which I’m very excited about, how are you doing?
02.07.2025 10:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well hello there!
02.07.2025 08:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Actual hero
27.06.2025 18:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The athletic reporting the second bid and putting it in dollars too despite no transfer they’ve ever tweeted being in dollars amused me
24.06.2025 19:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am so so sorry for your loss, I’ll give my 4 an extra cuddle and kiss on their little heads tonight, love to you ❤️
16.06.2025 21:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Saw one the other day £3000 bag and someone offered £800 😂
16.06.2025 11:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What in the actual fuck is wrong with people? Is this because you pointed out the Hawksmoor thing? Wild
07.06.2025 17:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Been a United fan all his life, enjoying these delicious Newcastle tears though
03.06.2025 07:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bruno, Mbeumo, Cunha.
How do we fuck this up?!
The case for selling Bruno being a good idea feels like it requires an almost delusional leap of faith to me. This isn’t the Coutinho situation I’m seeing it compared to, not even close
30.05.2025 09:24 — 👍 29 🔁 5 💬 8 📌 4I’m not mentally prepared to lose him
30.05.2025 10:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WHAT
29.05.2025 20:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And Rafael
27.05.2025 08:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Take the Anderson disrespect out of your mouth
27.05.2025 08:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We’re going to win the league
25.05.2025 17:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Free fruit is.not.a.perk
25.05.2025 00:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shitting it today 🤢🤢🤢🤢
21.05.2025 06:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 093rd minute. Corner.
20.05.2025 11:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can 100% guarantee that if we do win the Europa League next week and had a parade we’d have the piss taken out of us.
Can’t win!
A black and white cat sat on a bannister.
Longest shot in the world here, but one of our #cats went missing last Saturday and still hasn't shown up. Never missed a meal in her almost 6 years.
She's microchipped, neutered, and wearing a grey collar.
Droylsden area of Greater Manchester, specifically M43 7 postcode.
Please repost.
Absolutely! One brain fart from Onana etc
08.05.2025 13:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone needs to stop acting like we’re already through tonight. They score first tonight and 🤮
08.05.2025 11:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I burnt his shirt
06.05.2025 12:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
