D@ve F

When in Germany.. do what the.. erm, Cubans do

Go to many corporate NYE parties do you?

Show me any movie with a corporate NYE party where the president of the company flies halfway around the world to be there?

YouTube video by VHSfx Scot Squad - Police apologizes

Apologies from Gregg Wallace..

youtu.be/GDrZpuGp6aA?...

That's quite the twitter note

Shit like this needs binning off on here too.

So many footy hashtags blighted by this crap in X. It's every bit as bad as the incessant Temu ads

I have to use T-Cut and a soft cloth these days

Typical Irish sayings:

"What's the craic?" = "What's going on?"

"Craic vacuum/minus craic" = Not fun

"I will yeah" = "No, I will not"

"Who's yer man/yer wan?" = "Who's that man/woman?"

"Feck off" = "No"

"He/she's a dose/gowl/muppet/bleedin thick/gobshite" = "That person is disagreeable/inept"

As born and bred Mackem I'm fully appreciative of local linguistics.. I thoroughly recommend reading this too

www.amazon.co.uk/Mackem-Dicti...

Sunday Afternoon Margy's

Glad I missed the match last night tbh..

Too busy enjoying @shedsevenofficial.bsky.social

Wasn't too impressed with the guest singer having a dig at #safc though. People travel from all over the region for gigs.. It's not all about the t00n

Robbie Savage needs to just be quiet for a while

Right now he's just playing Number Wang

The kind of limp group stage Champions League performance that guarantees Real Madrid will win it again.

Why would Liverpool fans want to boo Bellingham with every touch?

Classless

How about figuring out how to provide a "minimum" of 350 miles + on a full charge

None of this "up to" bollocks for £50K

How many times can you tell yourself "we would have lost that game last season" before it wears off?

#safc

Pretty sure Jason Tindall has spent most of the match telling Eddie Howe about the new tubes he's just had fitted to his sunbed

An article detailing how Pizza Hut is now selling what it calls “tomato wine”

Soup. You invented tomato soup.

Superb 🤣🤣

Is it not just his Uber turned up early?

We can’t have another referendum on Brexit because that was the will of the (lied to) people 8 years ago…

But we’re supposed to have another general election despite having had one 4 months ago

Right wing bellends are f*cking hilarious.

Ed Sheeran showing how much of a muppet he is by interrupting Amorins post match interview for no other reason than to pat Jamie Redknapp on the shoulder and get his mug on TV.

Ok.. But..

Weather map of Scotland marking places of road gritters with their names displayed

Snow is falling in London (son sent us a video!) so thought you might like a reminder that here in Scotland we name the gritting machines and there’s a site that tracks where they all are!
My favs are Gritty Gritty Bang Bang and Spready Mercury ☃️😂
#writingcommunity #scotland

We're never getting Amad back are we.. never

😢

#safc

FFS

A bit more composure when we break could have seen this game finished.

So wasteful

#safc

We need to stop giving the ball to O'Nien.. The only reason being my cockney commentator can't pronounce his name and it's proper triggering me

#safc

Not sure who the co-comms is on my stream (Millwall ifollow).. But it sounds like he's some random they've dragged off Borough Market

#safc

Whenever we come up against Millwall I always just quietly mutter to myself..

"Kasey Keller.. is a Wanker, is a Wanker"

#safc

The right of politics