Karl Dandleton @karldandleton

Why's that fat slimeball batting so hard for Trump?

16.11.2025 09:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe don't eat your 3D printed gubbins

22.10.2025 20:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a star wars uniform says it 's an older joke sir but it checks out ALT: a man in a star wars uniform says it 's an older joke sir but it checks out

09.10.2025 18:30 — 👍 42 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is it "Around the neck"?

02.10.2025 16:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wigan were at pains to point out that it was nearly 11pm when Beaumont got in touch 🍷

01.10.2025 10:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was wondering the other day what had happened to him

29.09.2025 10:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Left to Wright

27.09.2025 23:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mrs Warboys standing with a lampshade on her head, that has just been placed there by Mrs Meldrew who thought she was a wax statue

19.09.2025 12:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lois griffin is kneeling next to peter griffin in a hospital bed ALT: lois griffin is kneeling next to peter griffin in a hospital bed

11.09.2025 14:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As George Carlin said "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

11.09.2025 12:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"I'm not happy when people die... If you died I'd be happy"

11.09.2025 11:51 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Make no mistake, the Charlie Kirk assassination was a professional hit When I heard that Charlie Kirk had been shot, my first feeling was sadness, and then as people reminded me of the terrible things he had said and done, I did not know what to feel.

this was a professional hit
www.councilestatemedia.uk/p/make-no-mi...

11.09.2025 09:58 — 👍 66 🔁 25 💬 8 📌 6

You haven't been in r/Conservative ? Cos that's already happening in there

11.09.2025 10:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Elect clowns expect a circus

11.09.2025 00:41 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

His last word was "violence"

11.09.2025 00:11 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

To infinity, and beyond!

11.09.2025 00:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Strangely enough, when I went to uni here in the UK a deadly weapon wasn't on my back to school shopping list.

10.09.2025 21:51 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's 0 for 2 there

10.09.2025 21:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe that's what they think Marxism means

10.09.2025 21:37 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unwatchable

05.09.2025 11:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No prawn sandwiches at Salford?

19.07.2025 14:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Even better seeing the score graphic showing 0-18

19.07.2025 14:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Doesn't everybody have a picture of someone they lock as their lock screen?

06.07.2025 15:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was good to be fair

06.07.2025 15:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ironically the gulf of America is that between his ears

01.07.2025 17:34 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's also buried in the iPlayer somewhere

28.06.2025 19:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Always thought he was a cunt, this confirms it

27.06.2025 18:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It incentivises the marker pushing down on the head of the player playing the ball

20.06.2025 20:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Advertising a film as "shot on iPhone" isn't an incentive to make me want to watch it

20.06.2025 18:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A pig shaped invitation saying "Come to Homer's BBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB."

09.06.2025 11:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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