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Karl Dandleton

@karldandleton.bsky.social

Northern bloke, like rugby league, music, and people who try to be decent.

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Maybe the leopards won't eat my face if I vote for the Face Eating Leopards party.

15.02.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Tiger Electronics handheld LCD game, named Road Rage

A Tiger Electronics handheld LCD game, named Road Rage

Looks like one of these when all the sprites are on simultaneously

14.02.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Key quote from her; "I'm guessing"

09.01.2026 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd say someone who is a professional arsehole must be somewhat of an arsehole in his real life

27.11.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why's that fat slimeball batting so hard for Trump?

16.11.2025 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe don't eat your 3D printed gubbins

22.10.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a star wars uniform says it 's an older joke sir but it checks out ALT: a man in a star wars uniform says it 's an older joke sir but it checks out
09.10.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it "Around the neck"?

02.10.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wigan were at pains to point out that it was nearly 11pm when Beaumont got in touch 🍷

01.10.2025 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was wondering the other day what had happened to him

29.09.2025 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Left to Wright

27.09.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mrs Warboys standing with a lampshade on her head, that has just been placed there by Mrs Meldrew who thought she was a wax statue

Mrs Warboys standing with a lampshade on her head, that has just been placed there by Mrs Meldrew who thought she was a wax statue

19.09.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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lois griffin is kneeling next to peter griffin in a hospital bed ALT: lois griffin is kneeling next to peter griffin in a hospital bed
11.09.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As George Carlin said "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

11.09.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm not happy when people die... If you died I'd be happy"

11.09.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You haven't been in r/Conservative ? Cos that's already happening in there

11.09.2025 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Elect clowns expect a circus

11.09.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His last word was "violence"

11.09.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To infinity, and beyond!

11.09.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Strangely enough, when I went to uni here in the UK a deadly weapon wasn't on my back to school shopping list.

10.09.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's 0 for 2 there

10.09.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe that's what they think Marxism means

10.09.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unwatchable

05.09.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No prawn sandwiches at Salford?

19.07.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even better seeing the score graphic showing 0-18

19.07.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn't everybody have a picture of someone they lock as their lock screen?

06.07.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was good to be fair

06.07.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ironically the gulf of America is that between his ears

01.07.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's also buried in the iPlayer somewhere

28.06.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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