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Matthew Roberts

@almabear.bsky.social

4 time FFFL Champion

94 Followers  |  47 Following  |  38 Posts  |  Joined: 20.07.2023  |  1.69

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πŸ“˜To celebrate the release of a great new City book, author @domfarrell.bsky.social is giving away two copies of Glory Days for the Waifs and Strays.
One on X, one on Bluesky.

To enter, ensure you are following us and Dom, and repost this message

Good luck!

21.10.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

09.04.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 91115    πŸ” 28419    πŸ’¬ 885    πŸ“Œ 1329
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This is absolutely hilarious.

Russell Brand shares fake redacted file claiming that Penelope Keith shot JFK.

Clearly didn't read it.

Mind you, it's no madder than some of the other theories.

20.03.2025 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3316    πŸ” 794    πŸ’¬ 321    πŸ“Œ 153

Oh my goodness. Mrs Cobel likes The Stone Roses. 😳 #severance

22.02.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good luck, Ahsan. Fingers crossed. They’d be fools to say no. ☺️

17.02.2025 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The plot of Severance is challenging for a small dog, but he’s doing his best.

03.02.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New Frodsham Myth Champion!

19.01.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If a childhood watching professional wrestling has taught me anything, it’s that United & City will play in the FA Cup Final in May.

12.01.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I suppose the main benefit of having Ryan Giggs sat next to you on the bench is that you know he’s not with your wife.

11.01.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Can’t see anyone taking Grealish at this point due to his crazy wages.

10.01.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You’re desperate to sell Grealish. We all get it.

07.01.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok snow. That’s enough. You’ve made your point.

07.01.2025 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Obligatory photo of dog in snow.

05.01.2025 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did Luke Littler beat Kane in the final of the darts?

03.01.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching the 1992 Royal Rumble (my favourite wrestling match ever) for one last time before they turn off the WWE Network at midnight. πŸ˜”
Still rooting for Ric Flair.
Come on, Natch!

31.12.2024 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bought two t-shirts in the shop. If there had been a ride photo I’d have paid for it. πŸ˜‚
I put my phone away during the T-Rex attack but it was brilliant.

30.12.2024 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A truly great morning enjoying my Christmas present from my wife.

I met ….. an Ankylosaurus, a Brachiosaurus, a Carnotaurus, a T-Rex and a baby Velociraptor!

The T-Rex in particular was MAGNIFICENT. πŸ¦–

30.12.2024 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jimmy Carter has passed away. My wife says he was the last decent man in politics.

29.12.2024 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 14688    πŸ” 950    πŸ’¬ 693    πŸ“Œ 76

Well played, James McAtee. ☺️

29.12.2024 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A bas relief statue of Archbishop Derek Warlock in Hope Street, Liverpool. It looks like Han Solo trapped in carbonite.

A bas relief statue of Archbishop Derek Warlock in Hope Street, Liverpool. It looks like Han Solo trapped in carbonite.

That time the Archbishop of Liverpool got on the wrong side of Jabba the Hutt.

23.12.2024 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1435    πŸ” 289    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 11
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Arthur is very worried about the welfare of the Snowdog at the end of β€œThe Snowman and the Snowdog”. πŸ₯°

22.12.2024 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching a documentary about LOST. Great to remember how much I loved that cast and those characters. The writing was fabulous too. ☺️

20.12.2024 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed. She would have been a brilliant councillor. The abuse and BS which Reform have thrown at her online in the buildup was appalling.

13.12.2024 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

World Champions in League Two? I will be there for it. ☺️

07.12.2024 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh. A Trump. 🀒

Couldn’t they have done this draw on the One Show?

05.12.2024 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really enjoyed watching Grealish play in midfield. No one is better at running in circles and being kicked.
Some terrific forward passing too. ☺️

04.12.2024 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A generation of football fans just screamed in unison β€œAccrington Stanley. Who are they?”

02.12.2024 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Massive away win for the little fella.

02.12.2024 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 57753    πŸ” 9539    πŸ’¬ 578    πŸ“Œ 368

Yeah, we have several of them in our front room. Very cosy. None of them are doughnut shaped though. But each to their own. ☺️

29.11.2024 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fair enough.
Great newsletter (as always). ☺️
Keep up the great work.

29.11.2024 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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