James Poop Molitor

i rarely go to karaoke but here i am and there's a child singing "teenage dirtbag" and it's amazing

so glad i finally got into the shower so i can do some online shopping in here

i stupidly posted a tweet that said Rihanna's "Unapologetic" influenced Beyoncé's self titled and somehow the algorithm found me 😫 getting my ass dragged to hell and back on twitter and i can't say i don't deserve it 😅

introducing the multi-Grammy-winning producer, Aunt Jackinoff

i have 35 articles of clothing heading my way in the mail 😟 i will probably return 28 of them

damn so true!!

(furry roleplay) Rudolph with your hole so tight, won't you guide my pole tonight?

Professote Viagra McGonagall

gonna touch on my peanits 😎

i feel like the game Monopoly was a cultural litmus test

I don’t know who needs to hear this but the CDC is being eviscerated right now. America is not going to have any kind of outbreak response capacity after tonight. Americans’ health data is no longer secure. Say goodbye to federal public health in any capacity. It’s a disaster. We won’t recover.

i've been sick, so i've been sipping on some hottie with a body, lemon, and honey

just having one of those moments where i think about how impossible and futile it is to go about day-to-day life while literal genocides are worsening every hour the world over.

i've been avoiding the real news for at least a week or two now... just looked at it again tonight though. it's important to remember that the nightmares are all real and worsening by the hour.

is her music good or is she just another baby voiced white girl

lately i've been experimenting with how deep i can get my pinky into my ear canal

i'm not saying the world deserves their porn, i'm saying they might change the world if they make each other cum

i need Barb & Card to make some killer diss tracks then hate-fuck each other bc i know for sure their lust is mutual

i just had a dream where i was still living in LA, and there was some commotion where people were going outside to look at the sky. i could see smoke so i asked someone what was going on, and they said matter-of-factly, "the plastic in the ocean is on fire and it's blowing this way."

i'm drawn to you like a vegetable peeler to a fingernail 🩸

looks like fireworks were going off for at least a minute omfggggg

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when i finally cum during sex someday (it's been 6 years) i will let all of you know 💞

This needs to be rolled out nationwide

😕

everything is disgusting and i'm still awake and need to shower ☹️

dark humor fans when the humor gets dark:

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allen's bussy gobbled that wrench right up iykwim 😏