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Lisa Porter

@lisamtp.bsky.social

Human. Recovered journalist. Mother of legends. Hater of clowns in all forms.

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FUCK. YEAH. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

22.10.2025 01:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A woman in what looks like business attire with a black handbag over her shoulder stands in front of an armed vehicle flipping the bird with both hands. Unfortunately a friend sent this to me, I don’t know who the hero woman is or the photographer

A woman in what looks like business attire with a black handbag over her shoulder stands in front of an armed vehicle flipping the bird with both hands. Unfortunately a friend sent this to me, I don’t know who the hero woman is or the photographer

ICE agents greeted by a hero on arrival in New York this evening.

Make statues of this.

21.10.2025 23:12 — 👍 8787    🔁 1902    💬 119    📌 160

the president has destroyed the east wing of the white house without so much as a word of input from anyone else to build a royal ballroom paid for with bribes

21.10.2025 20:27 — 👍 10939    🔁 3690    💬 221    📌 134
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ICE came to my neighborhood today. Will spare you the extremely NSFW screaming I did at them. My neighbors, however, are class acts and came out in force.

19.10.2025 22:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shout out to a number of my neighbors who came out to tell them off and get the f out of our town. And to local reporters who showed up to talk to people and document it. 3/3

19.10.2025 19:26 — 👍 595    🔁 44    💬 1    📌 0

According to a neighbor the local PD wasn’t informed of either the alleged escaped criminal or the fed activity. They circled the neighborhood for maybe 30-45 minutes, helicopter above for a bit longer. I only saw one guy not in a car, so it must’ve been a real serious search. 2/

19.10.2025 19:25 — 👍 474    🔁 44    💬 3    📌 2
Two masked feds in an SUV in my neighborhood.

Two masked feds in an SUV in my neighborhood.

Feds on my block this afternoon, in suburban Chicago. 4-5 SUVs, helicopter overhead. They had CBP markings on their vests and claimed to be looking for an escaped “cartel member” but had time to stop and tell me I was supporting criminals by telling them to go fuck off. 1/

19.10.2025 19:21 — 👍 1603    🔁 362    💬 91    📌 23

In the moment I didn’t notice front seat dude’s not very opaque face cover but yeah. All the plates on their vehicles I took pics of were out of state - Florida, Maryland, Minnesota.

19.10.2025 19:48 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

ICIRR.org

Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights

19.10.2025 20:07 — 👍 9    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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Can’t wait for @jaketapper.bsky.social’s book about this

18.08.2025 19:44 — 👍 17713    🔁 4920    💬 781    📌 281

Hell yeah! Congratulations!

18.08.2025 23:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🎶PRETTY LITTLE THING LET ME LIGHT YOUR CANDLE
COS MAMA, I’M SURE HARD TO HANDLE NOW … 🎶

04.05.2025 01:21 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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The White House has begun process of looking for new secretary of defense The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.

BREAKING NEWS: The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.

21.04.2025 17:25 — 👍 37661    🔁 7833    💬 3838    📌 3132

Is it at all surprising that a convicted felon would ignore a judge's order?

20.03.2025 10:24 — 👍 73550    🔁 11019    💬 2438    📌 489
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Happy first day of spring from the Chicago suburbs! Wondered briefly why I moved back up here from Austin. Then remembered we got out of a rapidly growing Christian nationalist hellscape ruled by that turd Greg Abbott. Give me frozen water falling from the sky any damn day of the week.

20.03.2025 13:26 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hi, I'm God.

I categorically reject Donold's request for Me to 'bless America.' I will not be doing that until he is long gone.

Fuck you, Donold.

05.03.2025 04:00 — 👍 36188    🔁 5039    💬 715    📌 190
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Donald Trump is lying to you.

05.03.2025 04:37 — 👍 22953    🔁 6217    💬 507    📌 657
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Crockett: Any of us who have ever dated have been hoodwinked a time or two. We’ve sat there and thought he was going to be so great for us because he sold us on all the things and then we realized… they ain’t shit. That’s where we are.

05.03.2025 05:18 — 👍 6268    🔁 1242    💬 112    📌 160

A hero

04.03.2025 02:41 — 👍 3308    🔁 387    💬 60    📌 19
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Warren Buffett Rebukes Trump’s Tariffs Plan in CBS Interview: ‘Act of War’ The rebuke of President Trump’s tariff plans came just days before sweeping tariffs on Canada and Mexico were expected to go into effect.

Warren Buffett, the famed investor who runs the sprawling conglomerate Berkshire Hathaway, described tariffs as “an act of war” in an interview with CBS.

04.03.2025 03:41 — 👍 3711    🔁 986    💬 127    📌 63
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Cameron Barr on LinkedIn: Today I am ending my professional association with The Washington Post… Today I am ending my professional association with The Washington Post. Since my decision to step down as senior managing editor in 2023, I have been…

Former Wash Post top editor Cameron Barr severs ties to the company

He writes that Bezos’ revamp marks an “unacceptable erosion of its commitment to publishing a healthy diversity of opinion and opinion”

www.linkedin.com/posts/camero...

26.02.2025 21:32 — 👍 7538    🔁 1866    💬 142    📌 67
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DOGE Staffers at HUD Are From an AI Real Estate Firm and a Mobile Home Operator Elon Musk's men at HUD come from the real estate sector. They have access to vast stores of personal and financial data—and control over who can access which HUD systems.

SCOOP:

#DOGE has installed two people at the Department of Housing and given them unprecedented access to the agency's highly sensitive data on millions of American and tens of billions of dollars in payments.

Both work in real estate.

w @telliotter.bsky.social

www.wired.com/story/doge-h...

26.02.2025 21:46 — 👍 929    🔁 517    💬 46    📌 31
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This is evil. Pure evil.

26.02.2025 22:20 — 👍 40232    🔁 13111    💬 3821    📌 1818
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Turns Out, Trump and DOGE Haven’t Actually Saved Any Money Government spending has continued.

Trump and Musk claim they’re saving billions through DOGE’s mass purge of federal bureaucracy. Instead, the administration has spent $710 billion in its first month, nearly a billion more than Joe Biden.

26.02.2025 22:35 — 👍 764    🔁 402    💬 44    📌 24

So - I've actually led Ebola outbreak response at USAID.

This is bunk from Elon. They have laid off most of the experts, they're bankrupting most of the partner orgs, have withdrawn from WHO, and muzzled CDC.

What's left is a fig-leaf effort to cover their asses politically.

26.02.2025 22:40 — 👍 21671    🔁 8939    💬 460    📌 358

SO FAR tonight, we've seen @jeff-merkley.bsky.social, @schatz.bsky.social, @schumer.senate.gov, Dick Durbin, @murray.senate.gov, @warren.senate.gov, @markwarner.bsky.social, Mark Kelly, @hirono.senate.gov, @warnock.senate.gov, @blumenthal.senate.gov, @whitehouse.senate.gov, & @kaine.senate.gov

06.02.2025 03:04 — 👍 188    🔁 67    💬 11    📌 12

Oh

06.02.2025 01:10 — 👍 5924    🔁 1624    💬 165    📌 117
Text of memo: It is the job of an attorney privileged to serve in the Department of Justice to zealously
defend the interests of the United States. Those interests, and the overall policy of the United
States, are set by the Nation's Chief Executive, who is vested by the Constitution with all
"[E]xecutive Power." More broadly, attorneys are expected to zealously advance, protect, and
defend their client's interests. Department of Justice attorneys have signed up for a job that
requires zealously advocating for the United States
The responsibilities of Department of Justice attorneys include not only aggressively
enforcing criminal and civil laws enacted by Congress, but also vigorously defending presidential
policies and actions against legal challenges on behalf of the United States. The discretion afforded
Department attorneys entrusted with those responsibilities does not include latitude to substitute
personal political views or judgments for those that prevailed in the election.
When Department of Justice attorneys, for example, refuse to advance good-faith
arguments by declining to appear in court or sign briefs, it undermines the constitutional order and
deprives the President of the benefit of his lawyers. It is therefore the policy of the Department of
Justice that any attorney who because of their personal political views or judgments declines to
sign a brief or appear in court, refuses to advance good-faith arguments on behalf of the
Administration, or otherwise delays or impedes the Department's mission will be subject to
discipline and potentially termination, consistent with applicable law.
' This guidance is not intended to, does not, and may not be relied upon to

Text of memo: It is the job of an attorney privileged to serve in the Department of Justice to zealously defend the interests of the United States. Those interests, and the overall policy of the United States, are set by the Nation's Chief Executive, who is vested by the Constitution with all "[E]xecutive Power." More broadly, attorneys are expected to zealously advance, protect, and defend their client's interests. Department of Justice attorneys have signed up for a job that requires zealously advocating for the United States The responsibilities of Department of Justice attorneys include not only aggressively enforcing criminal and civil laws enacted by Congress, but also vigorously defending presidential policies and actions against legal challenges on behalf of the United States. The discretion afforded Department attorneys entrusted with those responsibilities does not include latitude to substitute personal political views or judgments for those that prevailed in the election. When Department of Justice attorneys, for example, refuse to advance good-faith arguments by declining to appear in court or sign briefs, it undermines the constitutional order and deprives the President of the benefit of his lawyers. It is therefore the policy of the Department of Justice that any attorney who because of their personal political views or judgments declines to sign a brief or appear in court, refuses to advance good-faith arguments on behalf of the Administration, or otherwise delays or impedes the Department's mission will be subject to discipline and potentially termination, consistent with applicable law. ' This guidance is not intended to, does not, and may not be relied upon to

In a memorandum sent to Justice Department employees, Attorney General Pam Bondi warns that any attorney who “delays or impedes the Department's mission” because of their personal political beliefs or judgements “will be subject to discipline and potentially termination…”

06.02.2025 00:48 — 👍 1498    🔁 623    💬 325    📌 157

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