Changeling Child

Mine was called Tommy Salt.
Tommy. Salt.
Do you know how humiliating it is to be denied by someone called that??
A grown man named like a fucking 12 year old decided I’m not disabled enough.
#tommyyoubastard

It should be legal to let you carer fight your PIP assessor.

If you’re gonna deny their claim, you should have to deal with the consequences.

#pip
#disability

My gluten-full husband’s reaction to reading the ingredients of my gluten-free bread

Was gonna have a productive day— small child out with her grandparents— batch cook some stuff, take a couple of hours to write, pamper Mr Changeling…

…and then norovirus made itself known and I am constantly 100ml of fluid away from death

Omisel is official now 😭😭 Let's all stay alive

A lot of writing right now feels like trying to fight words and losing

The best thing about becoming disabled is that, after your body breaks down around you, life makes it up to you by making you deal with the DWP.

Did I say best? I meant soul crushing.

Every so often I remember that England has a dish actually called faggots.

And then I remember that a gay guy in my old role playing group always used to order them at the pub because he liked saying it out loud.

And it’s like getting sucker punched in the face twice in a row.

(Ignoring the fact that some trans men/mascs can get pregnant because the people fetishising pro-life ideals only see them as women)

One of the best comment threads I’ve seen on Reddit

Finally had my annoying wisdom tooth drawn, while I’m looking forward to no longer shredding the inside of my mouth with it, I’m very swollen and sorry for myself

Taking my child to Sherwood Forest today and she’s insisting on wearing her high-vis vest so that Robin Hood doesn’t think she’s a bunny and shoot her with a bow and arrow 🥹

The beta x omega surprised me

Tbf I’m sometimes shocked when I wake up and realise I own a house and made a child

I am either thinking up horny smut or getting obsessed with describing the background lore of a fic.

But I’m never horny when I need to write the smut. Only when I need to go into detail on how to accurately fight someone on horseback.

YOUR first draft doesn’t need to be perfect. but mine does

You’d think with a chronic illness that lands me in bed for most of the day, that I’d write more

@atroniascreamsube.bsky.social

It’s the little things in life…

I wonder what first class is like where you’re leaving from HELL

If I’d known potatoes would make up a third of all carbs I’d be eating, I would have bought that reduced ricer when wilko was going out of business 🥲

🔥Number one hot tip to lose weight!!!🔥

Go vegan and then become allergic to a bunch of stuff so no take out will ever be able to accommodate you!

(Send help, I miss gluten)

sakuatsu (atsuomi) underage 🔞 accidental knotting ∙ alpha atsumu x omega pussyomi

Kiyoomi didn’t think he’d ever let anyone fuck him somewhere that wasn’t the safety and privacy of a bedroom, but when they were almost caught during a very heavy make-out session at his house, they’re banned

🥹

On the list of things I’m not fond of, repeatedly setting my car alarm off in a prison car park is fairly high

Considering asking the DWP worker on the other end of the phone if they’ll accept my ten bloody finger nails in place of the PIP assessment

Reposting these osamu strip challenges lololol

The hardest part of parenting is not laughing when your kid does something hilarious but in need of correcting.

Like what do you mean I have to keep a straight face when my kid says “daddy has a hanging bottom”?

Omi is pregnant

Watching Wicked in the cinema and physically wincing when that weasel Ethan Slater tells Ariana Grande that he’s do absolutely anything for her.

Yeah, like leave your wife and newborn you worm.