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The Goal Prevention System had its work cut out with that one.

Time to bin it, and hand the job back to the fella with the flag.

Sure there will be the odd mistake, but the game will be better for it!

I’ve just watched all of Carrick’s goals for United. Not many tap ins, what a player, left and right foot ❤️

You could see the demise of United under the Glazers as it went on, mind. Early assists from Ronaldo, Rooney, Scholes, Giggs.

Last one, Fosu-Mensah and Schneiderlin celebrating.

There has to be a day of reckoning for these thugs at some point. Get the cunts swinging from lampposts.

Michael Carrick is a fairly considered guy if you watch that MUFC interview. Almost dull in fact.

Prob a good thing.

Hes a Geordie, which means hes a proper football man, and im hoping his calm considered approach might relax the players somewhat. Far too much noise and anxiety of late.

Our friends at War Child just messaged to let us know they raised £815 at The Merch Market on Sunday. They asked us to thank everyone who attended x x

There's a certain irony, in one of the most snidey tactical foul merchants in the game today (Bernardo), begging the ref to book his opponent after he's fouled! #NEWMCI

...All this because of Horse Jizz

Whatever you think of Ruben Amorim.

The only sane approach was to patch things up and review the situation at the end of the season.

Instead Wilcoxs ego and Ineos panic has left us truly fucked mid season. Again.

2016 Daily Mail: We want foreigners out! We don’t care if it makes us poorer. Brexit means Brexit!

2025 Daily Mail: Foreigners are leaving Starmer’s Britain because this country is poor and shit!

This country would be so much better off without this hypocritical, incendiary, irresponsible rag.

So, Michael Carrick has been officially appointed.

I heard he has been given a transfer kitty of £4.50, told never to speak negatively of the hierarchy and told never to mention 3-5-1.

a man with a cast on his leg is reading a book while laying in a hospital bed . Alt: Stan with a cast on his leg is reading a book while laying in a hospital bed .

Let’s hope for some bone crunching tackles - literally - and red cards like confetti tonight 🙏

See you soon?

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Remember being at Hillsborough when Hughes was abroad and we simply couldn't score.... singing for him to come back.

Then David Hirst scored from a cross in the last seconds to pose 0 1

Fans of today dont know they're born.

Only real loyalty for many many years kept this club at the forefront.

When you look over & see Jonathan Woodgate sat in the home dugout at Old Trafford.

Watching a bit of Ed Davey at the Lib Dem conference. He’s a nice decent guy & Id have no problem with the Lib Dem’s running the country. You do wonder where these respectable people are hiding when all we see on the news every day are hundreds of brain dead thugs waving flags & taunting minorities.

When farmers allow this racist to address them dressed as one of them, then any sympathy for their cause disappears. (PS They should pay their taxes and stop blocking streets. One rule for some protesters and one for farmers).

Don't listen to Paul Merson ever, do something more intellectually compelling, such as rolling in a large vat of animal excrement.

How the world ever gave loud voices to brainless, vacuous cretins like him I will never know.

He's not an expert pundit, he's just a talking toilet.

Anyone wanted to slag off Ruben, please post your address so I can come around and fill you in for being a short termist pillock.

Cheers.

Remembering Kevin Campbell, who would have turned 55 today

A true gentleman & a fantastic player

Sorely missed, but never forgotten 🙏

It’s horrible. It has Championship third kit vibes

What in the name of Sunday league is that Chelsea kit FFS...

It's hurting my fockin eyes 😂

#CHEWHU

#OnThisDay 1st of February 1958:

The Babes played their last match on English soil. Beating Arsenal 5-4 in a thriller at Highbury.

Goals:
Duncan Edwards ⚽
Bobby Charlton ⚽
Tommy Taylor ⚽⚽
Dennis Viollet ⚽

#FlowersOfManchester

Needs 🔊

Yeah, not sure what happened there lol...

Don't forget pub people be careful this weekend the rugger buggers will be out.

Happy with @theslowreadersclub.bsky.social being top... Was expecting Joy Division and The Verve to be in and amongst it though 😁👍

NEW ALBUM LAUNCH SHOWS In Bury and Manchester! Hear the full album performed live in advance of its release at these special intimate shows.

Ticket & album bundles on sale Friday at 11am

How do I do this?

(Some of those would definitely be on mine lol)

For America, read the (dis)United Kingdom!