DadBaud

1940's Jeff Dunham was less impressive than I'd been led to believe.

I was telling my son the story of Jack and the Bean Stalk from memory when I recalled that Disney had done a version. I did not recall that it was part of a medley featuring abusive bears and terrifying dummies.

My favorite quest line in Star Trek Fleet Command is Retrieving...

If your base isn't cozy, try harder!

Give me a cozy basebuilding co-op any day!

Sony added Core Keeper to their PlayStation Plus subscriber perks for January and I no longer sleep.

"Honey, do you think Elphaba's favorite ice cream flavor is 'Chunky Flying-Monkey'?"

"😒"

My son at the climax of Wicked Part 1 where the lights all explode: "What is happening?!"

Me: "She hit the high note!"

"The opposite of war isn't peace; it's creation." — Jonathan Larson (Rent 1996)

There are three types of white men:

> the kind who thinks saying "comprende?" Is an easy way to imply that the addressee is a slow foreigner who can't speak English

> The kind who thought they were cool because they were being bilingual

> The kind who just realized the second type doesn't exist.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Elphaba

Elphaba who?

Watching Mufasa is like watching the Star Wars Trilogy in the order of release. You can't do anything interesting with the character when their destiny is two dimensional.

I blame fondant for the rise of Ai.

They did the Skinner Meme

Over 40 years of being surprised that there is a winter hat in my sleeve when I put my coat on.

I'm not clicking the meta ray bans ad, neither to dismiss nor investigate, just hoping someone on the team is looking at their numbers thinking, "Did he just not see it? Was it not invasive enough?"

Seasons (50+) Presents: Cookies & Confections Holiday Exchange. December 10th from 2:00 to 4:00 p.m. at 1020 South Westnedge Avenue, Kalamazoo, MI 49008.

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Please clap

How about an app that detects boogers in your beard while in selfie mode?

Woof. I got into some overwatch again and...

Idk who needs to hear this but someone having a bad game didn't pick YOUR game to be in—blame the algorithm that paired you, not the person who isn't putting up numbers.

Can we agree to pronounce the e in e sports "eh"?

Been asleep since 2023. Have I missed anything?

I absolutely love that classic #Tetris is still accessible for current gamers. Sometimes you need to get back to your roots!

Proof that I would be excellent at Mario Kart in any context. Today I dodged a banana peel on the highway like nobody's business.

As an adventure-seeking player with a preference for #co-op, I really enjoy playing Mercy in #OverWatch so I can just be helpful while literally above it all. So peaceful.

#playingitwrong

Playing Mario in the 80's, we thought it might improve hand eye coordination. The most applicable skill it taught for the age of enshitification is the ability to jump between platforms. #dad #gamer