"you wanna hear some dark humor"
"sure"
"go ask that kid what happened to her mom"
"but i cant see her?"
"exactly"
3rd kid on the other side of the table starts laughing so hard he triggers an asthma attack
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"you wanna hear some dark humor"
"sure"
"go ask that kid what happened to her mom"
"but i cant see her?"
"exactly"
3rd kid on the other side of the table starts laughing so hard he triggers an asthma attack
somehow its more crushing that i missed so many opportunities than if it was just the one. i was so hopeful. i really wanted to see it and i dont think ill ever get another chance otherwise. i really thought this was it.
13.11.2025 03:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0realized also that a bunch of club members were going to one of the other mountains to watch it today at sunset-- at 7:30pm. two hours late.
13.11.2025 03:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0cant stop crying. i missed the aurora last night, didnt realize it was happening. astronomy club told me a good place for stargazing last week and i saw that one of their members got some good photos from there last night, so i tried tonight. nothing showed up.
13.11.2025 03:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0ty!!
30.10.2025 02:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0cold but cute!!!
27.10.2025 19:50 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0chores outfit
26.10.2025 16:30 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i feel like at this point u should just take it.............. not like hes gonna notice
26.10.2025 16:30 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0why is 5 guys taking so long to make my burger . i realize its 10pm and they close in an hour but i thought they woul d be FAST
25.10.2025 02:18 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0first world problems i guess but they changed my property tax rate and i have to pay $600 more than they first told me and it just makes me so scared. i was barely able to keep scraping money into savings, if my tax is at least 2k every year i wont be able to have any savings at all ๐ซ
21.10.2025 21:52 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0its the most wonderful tiiiime of the year (lounge fridge full of leftover drinks from various potlucks/staff lunches)
02.10.2025 15:43 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0sobbing wailing why did solstice scents stop doing their perfume sample packs right when im broke as fuck!!!!
26.09.2025 01:22 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0it took 15 years but we did it...... we finally met.............
15.09.2025 04:38 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0fuckign. school thats never done progress reports, only report cards at the end of the quarter, being told Thursday Morning "hey progress reports are being printed for monday so you need to have grades by friday 3pm" and every single teacher Flipping Their Shit
05.09.2025 03:08 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0had to drink a night coffee to get grading done bc of work bullshit but now im too awake for sleep. help
05.09.2025 03:04 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0share smth good that happened over the weekend each week? bc their hr teacher has them write it down but they dont say it?? and then they ask if i can give them a weekly riddle to challenge them????? what is happening
25.08.2025 23:02 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i. am so baffled. my 3rd period (not even my homeroom) and trying to adopt me SO hard?? first they ask if we can do spanish lessons if we have an extra 5 mins because i speak spanish to the ells sometimes and everyone is like :O!!! and now theyre asking if they can have a section of time to-
25.08.2025 23:02 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0doing a thing this year where i try to call them an alliterative food pun every morning just bc. perfect pickes, beautiful broccolis etc. and then i call them my nutritious nutellas and one boy pogs and pulls out AN ENTIRE NUTELLA JAR FROM HIS BACKPACK?
22.08.2025 01:28 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 05th grade is good. lot of other fuckery going on unrelated but that source of fear is squashed, i would go to war for these kids
22.08.2025 01:26 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0shoutout to the 5yrold in the parking lot who stopped his dad while he was buckling the baby in to make dad tell me how much he (kid) liked my jurassic park shirt, and also then interrupted the exchange to ask me to clarify if it was jurassic park or jurassic world
19.08.2025 01:43 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0if it helps i watched some no-hit vids to get an idea of attack patterns; also, apparently his attack difficulty changes depending on if ur defensive/passive or offensive. general consensus is get in at least 2 rude busters and then u can lean on heals after that if u need to bc otherwise hes harder
18.08.2025 00:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0u can do it!!! i believe in u!!!!!!!
18.08.2025 00:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0chatgpt in the staff meeting around every corner i cant fucking escapeeeee
04.08.2025 13:55 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0theres a cardinal pair that nests nearby and comes for birdseed all the time but today i just saw for the first time that they have a baby (ยดยฐฬฅฬฅฬฅฬฅฬฅฬฅฬฅฬฅฯยฐฬฅฬฅฬฅฬฅฬฅฬฅฬฅฬฅ๏ฝ)
02.08.2025 19:30 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0hfhg. starving but im too exhausted and physically cannot get up off the couch to go heat smth up.
01.08.2025 19:21 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0side comments i have already heard from the audience not 15 mins in at this dumb mandatory district wide conference:
-"i know you'd rather be in your classrooms getting ready for monday" "why are we here then"
-"you are more treasured and appreciated than you know" "then pAY US LIKE WE ARE??????"
anyway first day of work ootd/makeup selfie
31.07.2025 15:24 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0kind of depressing that every teacher back to school checklist has a section thats like "take tike for yourself! meal prep! mindfulness! you don't need to panic!"
31.07.2025 15:18 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0child crying in the hallway for the past hour. i am not sticking my head out into that mess but WHAT are their fucking parents doing???
31.07.2025 13:50 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0NIGHTLY....... i thought the one today was just bc we have official first day of work/registration tomorrow but then i got to the end of the email and saw THIS??
31.07.2025 03:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0