I was telling a story and was like oh so this person at dance class, they came in and this happened and my mom cut me off and said what's the point of this story?

Let me finish talking I've said two sentences

I'm so nervous about starting a new job tomorrow. I worked at the same place for about 5 years

I've moved everything off my nightstand to the floor because my cat won't stop knocking down everything including unplugging my alarm clock to get his breakfast early

I bought body wash and makeup remover and I'm like omg I have to stop splurging

Download a recipe app
Do you have any allergies?
Yes, eggs, fish, etc
App: here is an egg and tuna salad

My mom is that it can't look like anyone lives here video of a mother cleaning

Why is taking care of your mental health so much work
I lose my health insurance and they're like oh we don't take Medicaid sorry then I have to call my primary care multiple times to make sure I'm not job hunting unmedicated

Today on strange arguments from my mother: coconuts are too masculine for little girls

My gps says it's 25 min away so I had planned to leave 45 min before. My mom just said I need to leave 1 hour to 1.5 hours early....
Living with her again its very clear where the root of my anxiety is from

Like esp the blonde with my regular roots even though I always hated it I like those pictures the most

I kinda miss my blonde hair

Asked my mom not to use the Thai sauce we had on the food she was making bc it had fish and eggs and I think she did bc I just threw up for 30 min

My interview is at 2 and is 30 min, planning on going to dance class at 630
My mom: hm that's cutting it a little close don't you think
and she wonders why I have trouble with my sense of time when she's telling me FOUR HOURS isn't enough time to drive 30 min and change clothes

Knocked my brother in laws dart board off the wall playing darts 👍

Still cheap in comparison but I hate it

I used to buy this cheap hair gel for like 50 cents and I ran out of my other gel so I went to get the cheap kind and it's $3 😭

Lol jk I found the laces under between the shoe and the cardboard inside

I got my new shoes and apparently the laces come separately? I mean I'll just use my old laces but was not expecting that

Saw a deer

We're not like doing anything we're just sitting here and my dad is talking about his to do list

They are mad that I want to get coffee
I asked if we could stop on the way here and they said that wasn't possible that there were no coffee places in the 2 hour drive
Also we were supposed to be eating lunch it's 3 pm Ive still not had lunch

Also he said all these people on unemployment just don't want to work and I was like dad I'm on unemployment I got laid off and you know I'm doing like 2 interviews a week. And he was like well not you but pretty much everyone. Okay sure 🙄

Apparently my dad didn't want to come but came anyway so that's why he drove like a maniac on the way here

Went with my parents to visit my sister but I left my coffee at home and had to ride in the back and now I have migraine and everyone is insistent that we can't go get coffee so I feel like I'm going to puke

Nothing can prepare you for the factual basis behind this 'wokeness gone too far' anecdote.

I ordered new tap shoes but I'm not sure that they'll be here by tomorrow so gluing the soles of my shoes back on for class lol

Explaining to my dad who has been to Afghanistan that yes, India is larger than Ohio

It's literally just a specific flavor chapstick

Didn't happen today just remembering that I requested a replacement for a specific lip balm last year and then they got me something completely different that I never use and now my sisters dog has destroyed my stock of lip balm and they won't replace it even though it's not expensive

You know that fun thing where your family is like what do you want and you tell them exactly and say this is exactly what I want nothing different here is where to get it and then they get you something different that sometimes even costs more and is worse