In case what? Someone forgets the safe word? Itβs obviously Mars
12.02.2026 07:05 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@wingnut423.bsky.social
In case what? Someone forgets the safe word? Itβs obviously Mars
12.02.2026 07:05 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He seems nice. Daft prick.
11.02.2026 18:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So, whatβs that got to be: a million bucks a pop?
11.02.2026 18:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For now
11.02.2026 08:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh, I donβt know. This kind of thing is going really well over the pond. America is so hot right now.
Yes, OK, those are mostly raging bin fires, but look over here, everything is fine over hβ¦ok, not here, look over there. A shiny new ballroom. Everyone loves ballrooms, donβt they?
@ramirez.house.gov well played
10.02.2026 20:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is powerful stuff
10.02.2026 20:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Weβve seen this playbook somewhere before
10.02.2026 13:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Picture of the little tab from a cardboard envelope torn off instead of opening the feckin envelope
Youβre fucking kidding me. Oh well, Iβve had a good run
10.02.2026 07:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Picture of a milk carton and its lid on the kitchen worktop, with that little tab thing used to remove the foil seal broken, sitting next to the lid
Not the worst thing ever to happen to a man, but hardly a fucking blessing
10.02.2026 07:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sadly theyβve also lost a huge chunk of the voting public. Farage is one of a few traitorous gobshites selling our country to the highest bidder, spouting populist nonsense that mostly doesnβt withstand any scrutiny but connects more to the disenfranchised than the rest of Westminster has in a while
09.02.2026 21:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0PS I love you really
09.02.2026 21:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You would say that
09.02.2026 21:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No - sheβll lie
09.02.2026 21:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So who does the booking for the Super Bowl half time show? I doff my imaginary hat to those cool cats
09.02.2026 21:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0First the coat, and now this bribefilm: Iβm starting to think she really doesnβt care.
09.02.2026 21:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well I think theyβre both cunts
09.02.2026 07:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Whimsy. Nice :-)
09.02.2026 07:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π―π―
09.02.2026 02:32 β π 9649 π 3913 π¬ 288 π 186You donβt talk about your vested interests and your account is anonymous. There is a credibility gap here.
09.02.2026 07:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0A self-own for the ages
08.02.2026 22:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ah, a bidding war. Itβs what he would have wanted
08.02.2026 22:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spousal attendance or not, why go anywhere near the fucking creep? I call bollocks to that defence.
08.02.2026 22:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Neither can win a GE. Iβm not sure any of the front runners can - all have strong support from their own faction, but could any of them unite the party and inspire enough of the voting public? If theyβre all weβve got, Iβll be hoping Starmer finds some cojones and a cause and letβs loose instead
08.02.2026 21:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Beautifully done
08.02.2026 19:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Superb
08.02.2026 19:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This βhas never been accused of wrongdoingβ defence is bollocks. Doing ANYTHING with a man convicted of soliciting sex from a minor is wrong: visiting, emailing, whitewashing his crimes, helping to rehabilitate, advisingβ¦all of that, done with Epstein, wrong: wrongdoing. Not a huge leap of logic
08.02.2026 18:12 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1Whereas you seem pretty keen on shutting down discussion about anything other than hydrogen. I think Iβll stick with the professor
08.02.2026 17:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ah, consequencesβ¦weβve been expecting you.
08.02.2026 17:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0