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RobDotHutton from the broken site. Parliamentary sketches and film columnist for The Critic, co-host of classic cinema love-in War Movie Theatre. New spy book "The Illusionist" is out now.

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There is an argument that Nick Ferrari doesn't always get the credit he deserves as an interviewer. Here's a snippet from his exchanges with junior Home Office minister Alex Davies-Jones about this weekend's Palestine Action-related arrests.

11.08.2025 08:44 — 👍 31    🔁 8    💬 4    📌 0

If you find me guilty of this theft, your honour, the resulting jail sentence will ruin my holiday plans, so you can't.

09.08.2025 21:05 — 👍 91    🔁 23    💬 2    📌 0

It's been nine years, so I'm confident they'll get round to it soon.

09.08.2025 18:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I never said she was wrong, I just asked to see the data that she mentioned in her speech.

09.08.2025 16:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hey, Theresa May's No10 operation promised to show me the data that supported her argument about grammar schools, and I am confident that it will come through any day now.

09.08.2025 16:27 — 👍 25    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

That describes pretty much everything he does these days.

09.08.2025 14:48 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just finished @hugorifkind.bsky.social's "Rabbits", which should come with a trigger warning for those of us who spent the 90s in Edinburgh encountering the Very Posh. Evocative and enjoyable, it answers one of the questions I asked a lot back then: "How do all these people know each other?"

09.08.2025 14:43 — 👍 33    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0

I've been workshopping something about currant affairs. I'll get back to you when I have more.

09.08.2025 10:24 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

I suppose it's possible that the Conservative parliamentary party is the one place you might meet people who got into Oxbridge with grades like that. But they all had Fathers, too.

09.08.2025 07:42 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
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Maybe Nancy Reagan had a point.

08.08.2025 17:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I would urge people here to consider freelance writers you enjoy for public speaking events at your workplace. I've used them for years as enrichment/educational events for Staff Networks I support; the fees are very reasonable, they usually draw a good virtual crowd & impress comms/management

08.08.2025 14:34 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

I do know how to do this, and indeed for five years have been hosting hybrid meetings in my living room. My point was the lack of a *simple* device that you could, say, send to your granny.

08.08.2025 07:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Yeah, it's because there were early versions (@katebevan.com points to the Facebook Portal) that I thought we'd get a decent mass-market one, for exactly this kind of application.

08.08.2025 07:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think it depends on the ages of your children, the distance of your parents, and the amount of time you spend away from home with work.

07.08.2025 21:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The easy videoconferencing device that sits on top of your TV, plugs into an HDMI port, and lets you chat to friends and family through any service is the post-pandemic product I'm most surprised not to have seen.

07.08.2025 21:29 — 👍 30    🔁 5    💬 12    📌 0
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We're replaying classic episodes, starting with Casablanca: romance, film noir, but also an intensely political war movie. Listen wherever you get your podcasts as Hadley Freeman tries to persuade @roberthutton.co.uk and @duncanweldon.bsky.social that Paul Henreid is sexier than Humphrey Bogart.

07.08.2025 07:54 — 👍 21    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 3

If they got Cary Grant to play Victor, then where's the dilemma?

If she's married to Cary Grant she doesn't even sleep with Rick in Paris - even if she does think he's dead - let alone give him a second look when they get to Casablanca.

Victor has to be played by an actor as unsexy as Heinreid.

07.08.2025 10:33 — 👍 13    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

It's a compelling argument, that's all I'll say.

07.08.2025 10:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Paul Heinreid was actually an absolutely genius bit of deliberate miscasting.

Obviously Victor is a sexier character than Rick, what with all the resistance and escaping from concentration camps, so they got the stiffest, unsexiest ironing board of an actor to play him...

07.08.2025 10:29 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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And in what we're going to pretend is a carefully coordinated strategy, it's on BBC2 this Sunday (except Wales). Enjoy your weekend (except in Wales).

07.08.2025 07:55 — 👍 16    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

I do legit think we could solve the problem of the shortage of Boris Johnson newspaper columns* with ChatGPT.

*How else do you explain the amount he's paid?**

**Please do not attempt this question.

06.08.2025 17:27 — 👍 46    🔁 10    💬 14    📌 1

I reckon Trump got a big pic of Melainia on the wall, and he's got Baron digging the tunnel for him

05.08.2025 17:58 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Trump's just up there, tarring the White House roof, offering to help one of the Secret Service men do his taxes in exchange for a bucket of cold beers.

05.08.2025 17:57 — 👍 32    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0

Any recommendations for books about dyslexia please?

We're starting a journey here and I feel underprepared.

The guy who did the assessment was brilliant, but I can't call him every time I or my daughter have a question...

05.08.2025 17:49 — 👍 9    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 0
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Imagine walking into an established writers room with a list this vague and acting like you just saved TV.

www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

05.08.2025 12:15 — 👍 1433    🔁 239    💬 170    📌 423

Hugo's "I Would Not Have Sex With A Sheep" episode is prompting all sorts of questions that are in fact answered by the title.

05.08.2025 17:00 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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Not just one, a triptych.

05.08.2025 12:16 — 👍 1669    🔁 335    💬 17    📌 10

NURSE! He's going again!

05.08.2025 12:24 — 👍 42    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Once Upon a Crime: The hilarious Detective Roger LeCarre parody 'thriller' Once Upon a Crime: The hilarious Detective Roger LeCarre parody 'thriller' eBook : Craig, Fergus: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store

My first Detective Roger LeCarre book, Once Upon A Crime, has been 'selected' for the Kindle monthly deal, meaning it's currently available for 99p. My publisher tells me this is a good thing. You can take advantage of this absurd offer in the link below... www.amazon.co.uk/Once-Upon-Cr...

05.08.2025 10:38 — 👍 20    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 1

If people face no consequences for breaking the rules, they will break the rules.

04.08.2025 17:46 — 👍 84    🔁 7    💬 5    📌 0

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