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Live, laugh, toaster bath bomb.

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Mom's tradition of making "Boo Bags" for Halloween may have been supercharged by Sethy. So my youngest Nephew and my coworkers kids are getting "BOO BUCKETS" this year. A nice base of mixed candy, a craft, stickers, and some other fun silly stuff.

25.10.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being single and slightly strange (I pretty much buy the same groceries every week) makes it easy to see that HOLY SHIT STUFF IS GETTING MORE EXPENSIVE.

24.10.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice lady I was setting up on oxygen said I had very nice smile. I told her she was clearly still heavily medicated from the hospital. We both laughed.

23.10.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to update credit card info for all the various online things just made me want to put my balls in a drawer and slam it shut.

20.10.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cutie pie

19.10.2025 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New favorite shirt came!

18.10.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi Jordan 😊

16.10.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I pour all my energy into helping others (patients at work/friends) because then I don't have to help myself. I used to say "same shit, different day" but this is all some insane shit on a daily basis. ANYWAY I may try to find some homemade banana bread this weekend, stay tuned.

16.10.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to have hobbies/things I did for fun but over the last couple years all my mental and emotional bandwidth has been spent on just fucking surviving. It may not make sense but like life used to be a huge IMAX screen and now it's like a 13 inch TV.

16.10.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I put cut up chicken breast in my leftover turkey and dressing in hopes it would improve my mood. IT DIDN'T.

15.10.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A very rare Seth sighting in public........

06.10.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah so it turns out I really don't know how much longer I can deal with any of this. I don't want to play this game anymore.

30.09.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So damn cute!

28.09.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You know I get giddy when NEXPO drops a new video!

27.09.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TFW you finish up mowing in the best light sprinkle and hop in a nice brisk shower and you remember you have kick ass cold pizza for lunch as the edibles kick in.

20.09.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gorgeous 😍

19.09.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna call and schedule my NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF tattoo. May squeeze it in on my leg by the giant Anarchy symbol and 1312 ink.

18.09.2025 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What in the actual fuck. I just heard a radio host call Kirk a "Christian Martyr". FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF.

16.09.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cough them up? Damn I should have thought of that. I've been shitting 'em out all this time.....

08.09.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly can't remember the last time I had bologna (years and years) but I'm craving it all of a sudden. Rolled up with a little ketchup. That's good eatin'!

01.09.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm only about halfway through the 5 hour and 46 minute video but whoever is behind writing Mother Horse Eyes is a MOTHER FUCKING ARTIST. Holy. Shit.

31.08.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday ❀️

11.08.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had 1/2 a sub and some white cheddar smart pop popcorn for lunch. It was surprisingly a great combo. I see a little nap in my future.

03.08.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You held my hand for years and always made me feel safe and loved. I didn't want to believe this was gonna be the last time. Ten years tomorrow you left us and I've missed you every day since.

28.07.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's with a heavy heart that I have to post I just discovered I don't have any green olives to chop up to add to my frozen pizza. I honestly don't know how or if I'll be able to bounce back after this tragedy.

27.07.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Made some absolutely not great financial decisions the last week or so that has me really bothered by my lack of self control. I'm really upset with myself but I know it's not the end of the world. I just need to not fall into old habits and find a better outlet for things.

27.07.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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TKACHUK YOU!

11.07.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing more frustrating than trying to remember your fire stick passwords after the edibles hit.

11.07.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cd's for the trip:
Tool-Fear Inoculum,Stranglehold
JSBE -Extra Width
Lard-The Last Temptation of Reid
Volto!-Incitare
Cop Shoot Cop-Ask Questions Later, White Noise
Rapeman-Two Nuns and a Pack Mule
Fugazi-Repeater (+3 songs)
The Epic Beard Men-Season 1
Cows-'Cunning Stunts'

11.07.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As I was picking out CDs for the weekend away I didn't realize just how dusty my shelves were. So I just spent the last 30ish minutes wiping them all down. Now my hands smell lemony.

10.07.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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