Tycer

the only literary race I’m running is trying to get all these damn books outta my head before the icy hand of Death takes me to that big kayaking spot in the sky

Queensland moves to ban pro-Palestine slogan ‘from the river to the sea’ under sweeping new hate speech laws Laws to be introduced this week include up to two years in prison for distributing, displaying or reciting prohibited phrases to harass or offend

Under their new hate speech laws Queensland will also be banning John Farnham’s Two Strong Hearts.

I really wish he hadn't had the chance to break me. I hate being so suspicious of someone who didn't earn it.

How the fuck do I have tendonosis? I don't sodding do anything!

Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"

I just want peace

If you didn't make her so wet she had to completely change clothes, did you even have a water balloon fight?

I think I just liked my own shitpost

I kinda love that the little blue number next to my DMs keeps going up but due to not wanting to give my personal information to random internet companies, I can't check them.

The good, the shitpost, and the ugly

A long shitpost goodnight

"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something

If you're stupid enough to need a book to tell you murder is wrong, and you murder anyway, your soul is irredeemable.

Even with Endesvors now active: I don't think I've ever seen another player in my neighbourhood. #WorldOfWarCraft

My dream room in WoW: you had 90 seconds to make it.

I went to the Fed Square WoW pop up. It's mostly to entice people to Midnight who aren't already playing. But I might win something from it *crosses fingers*

You need to buy an axe from the NPC in the housing market area. For Horde it's a troll by a large tree. For Alliance it's a dwarf on top of a tree trunk. Then you'll get the lumber icon on the minmap

babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel

I miss the good old days when social media was silly.

I totally get why it isn't though

I love #PortfolioDay

Make sure to repost and like

Give em a lot of boost while you can :D

Clickbait: hundreds left without power in NZ north island.
Actual headline: 88 without power.
🫣

Yellow traffic warning sign with the silhouette of a duck with its mouth open. It looks like the duck is speaking.

"I torgot my wallet so I said, 'waiter put it on my bill!'
Anyhow that's how I got banned."

Why does this feel like the moment Skynet went live...

Followed because real

That's, like, bangs for a serious crisis

All of our saved skeets belong to a hoarder in a small bungalow with soft floors and 70 cats.

Calling everyone I’ve ever met to apologize

All.jokes on this account are stolen, copied, and occasionally paraphrased

Whew! My copy-paste finger is sore