“Melania” is on pace to lose about 50 million dollars. WOW! That’s like $20 for each time Donald Trump is named in the Epstein Files.

“We can’t know if these verified emails are real,” says the same guy who believed Wayfair shipped kids inside coffee tables and an office pizza order was code for child sex-trafficking.

The people staying quiet about the Epstein files are about to be obnoxiously loud about how vulgar and satanic the halftime show was.

Best news EVER. #GoodNewsStory

Now let's hope they're both able to get the health care they need before going through more hell.

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North Carolina weighs investigating ‘presumptive noncitizens’ in latest attack on voting Republicans took control of the board last year, installing a GOP majority and immediately replacing the long-time, nonpartisan director with a party political operative.

North Carolina officials are currently considering a series of proposed rules aimed at undermining the public’s confidence in elections.

One of those rules: flagging certain voters as “presumptive noncitizens” in an attempt to potentially remove them from the rolls.

It's not "immigration enforcement," it's murder, traumatizing, terrorizing, maiming in the NAME of "immigration enforcement."

And in order for something to be neutered, it has to have a dick to begin with.

One more time:

Catherine O'Hara? Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck this year.

God took the wrong person from "Home Alone 2." It's really that simple.

The Coolest Person I'll Never Meet Rest in peace, Queen.

"There’s been some mistake. Paperwork was lost, signatures fraudulently affixed, a wrong address was recorded, some comedy of errors have taken place, and for the first time, in a situation involving Ms. O’Hara, I’m not laughing."

We can honor Catherine O'Hara through buying, renting, and streaming her filmography over the next few days, so that the revenue is more than the box office receipts for "Melania" on opening weeken--oh, excuse me...

[puts finger to ear]

...okay, yes, I'm being told that's already happened.

The Melania movie premiere didn’t even earn back 5% of its marketing budget.

Melania hasn’t had an opening for something this little and underwhelming since she got her green card.

What’s the difference between “Melania” and Bigfoot?

Many people admit to seeing Bigfoot.

The Trump regime just arrested journalists Georgia Fort and Don Lemon. The free speech bros must be so angry!

Unless the free speech bros were lying and only ever cared about themselves…

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

Elon outing Trump for being in the Epstein files is like the pot calling the kettle a pedophile.

People that believed there was an underground pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza parlor when the Epstein files drop

Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy

💡

The vigil for Alex Pretti at the VA Medical Center in San Diego turns into a short march to a nearby bridge over the 5

Law An-door-der

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.

I don’t let bullies win.

Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

(around the No Kings logo, images of megaphones, and a photo of protesters holding signs that read “ICE OUT”) MARCH 28 NO KINGS NO THRONES. NO CROWNS.

The date for the next No Kings Day is set.

But this is a save the date, not a “sit back and wait.” 🧵

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Melania Trump was paid $28 million to make a movie nobody wanted to see. That's called a bribe, folks

Seat fillers.

1. From lung cancer to climate change, capitalist governments are notoriously slow to recognize and remedy the negative externalities generated by corporate activity.

Generative AI is no exception. Large language models are proving a disaster in numerous spheres of public life.