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Author | filmmaker | humorist | story-teller | comedian | druid | bard | martial arts master (4th dan Taekwondo 3rd dan Hapkido 1st dan Kigumdo -- a little bit of a half-dozen other styles) | poet podcast at dylanbrody.com/patreon

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I see what you did there. Well, first I smelled it.

08.12.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nobody has ever asked whether Trump prefers boxers or briefs.

07.12.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Corona Dialogues - the Feature Film โ€” Active Voice Productions

Amazing news! The Corona Dialogues - LockDown 2o2o was just selected by Nocturna! activevoiceproductions.com/corona-film

07.12.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not complicated. Venezuela doesn't produce fentanyl and is not a major blow exporter. They have oil and a leader who won't give to Trump's corruption. That's all it is.

And he wants to be at war so he can quote Zelensky and cancel elections.

06.12.2025 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Under Karoline Leavitt's reasoning, if I believe my neighbor sells drugs, I can shoot him in self-defense.

04.12.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I challenge any #GOP supporter to answer the following:
'Terrorism' is violence with a political goal; what is the political goal of men paid to smuggle drugs in their boat, now deemed 'narco terrorists?'
Under what law can the president decree a group 'narco terrorists?'

04.12.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the one hand, you miss the fun. On the other hand, you're probably up, so if you don't enjoy the game, stick with your system!

02.12.2025 06:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Learn to play poker and win!
YouTube video by Active Voice Productions Learn to play poker and win!

I wasn't at all certain when the idea was presented to me, but the beta-testing site is up and running (price reduced until everything is finalized) and this thing is beautiful! activevoiceproductions.com/startwinning gets you there until Jan. 1 for the discount. Use F-and-F at checkout, too!

02.12.2025 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think you shouldn't be involved in putting together a health care plan if you can not distinguish between health care and health insurance.

27.11.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Myq Kaplan - Rini [2025] | FULL SPECIAL
YouTube video by Blonde Medicine Myq Kaplan - Rini [2025] | FULL SPECIAL

Friend and delightful human @myqkaplan.bsky.social and the extraordinary RINI Voskressensky have collaborated on a Blonde Medicine production. Want to see how it's done, people? CLICK THE IMAGE and let the show roll.

#independent #arts #comedy #philosophy #romance

20.11.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've had "I'm Forever Blowing Bubba" running through my head for several days now and it makes me chuckle every damn time I notice it.

23.11.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've had "I'm Forever Blowing Bubba" running through my head for several days now and it makes me chuckle every damn time I notice it.

23.11.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember when the country was ready to turn on Biden as being a misogynist creep 'cause he touched women't shoulders and sometimes smelled people's hair?

22.11.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Texas Hold 'Em - 10 Lessons to Save You 10 Years of Losses โ€” Active Voice Productions Learn to play Texas Hold 'Em with multiple tournament champion and charity poker circuit celebrity Dylan Brody. In ten lean lessons, Brody takes you from newbie to newbie who won't slow down the gam...

I just got a real look at what we're doing. The last three lessons will be up by the end of the month, but until then you can pre-buy the course and have immediate access to the first seven! They're so damn cool. Play #poker to win. activevoiceproductions.com/startwinning

21.11.2025 10:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Myq Kaplan - Rini [2025] | FULL SPECIAL
YouTube video by Blonde Medicine Myq Kaplan - Rini [2025] | FULL SPECIAL

Friend and delightful human @myqkaplan.bsky.social and the extraordinary RINI Voskressensky have collaborated on a Blonde Medicine production. Want to see how it's done, people? CLICK THE IMAGE and let the show roll.

#independent #arts #comedy #philosophy #romance

20.11.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do I have memory of this conversation? None at all. Does it all sound like the things I'd say in response to these questions? 100%

19.11.2025 11:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got a handle for me?

19.11.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At this point, it seems of all the members of the weird GOP, only Clay Higgins is willing to stand firmly on his pro-pedophilia morals.

18.11.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does it seem odd that nobody has launched a proper investigation into who is behind Q-anon? Doesn't a powerful source of targeted, strategically applied misinformation seem like something worth examining for the intelligence and and law enforcement communities?

18.11.2025 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If there's a photo of Pre-President Trump performing fellatio on former President Bill Clinton, I gotta say... that could prove to be a powerful blow against the patriarchy.

17.11.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After centuries of international diplomacy built on the idea that one attracts more flies with honey than with vinegar, Trump showed up with a truckload of shit.

16.11.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Megyn Kelly is suddenly really invested in the distinction between pedophilia and hebephilia.

15.11.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Learn to Play Texas Hold 'Em! Start winning today. โ€” Active Voice Productions Learn to play Texas Hold 'Em from multiple tournament champion and lifelong poker player Dylan Brody. This stand-alone first lesson lets you sit down at the table knowing what to expect, ready to pla...

Tonight I won the #WGA#Poker tournament for the third time. Love those championship mugs!

Check out this thing that I'm making with the kids over at Active Voice Productions!

15.11.2025 09:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The #GOP suddenly seems deeply invested in the difference between "pedophile" and "hebephile." They continue to control all three branches of government.

14.11.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My favorite part of the Constitution is the part where it never codifies Capitalism as our economic model.

11.11.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It'd be hilarious if it turns out Mike 'Flaccid' Johnson and Trump were maintaining this shutdown to prevent the release of the 3i/Atlas images.

09.11.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for the amplification on this!

08.11.2025 08:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I love doing this show. I hope you'll come to this show. I have enjoyed this show the half-dozen or so times I've performed.

I will be performing tomorrow.

I do not know why, on this poster, I am relegated to the position of "and more."

07.11.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't mean to be needlessly contrarian but I'm starting to believe New York is just the City Best at Pretending it Wasn't Asleep Just Then.

06.11.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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