Dylan Brody

I went to the dentist today and now my jaw hurts like when I was young and generous in bed.

#Chicago! When the National Guard show up, put on your Halloween costumes and go hang out with them in an act of friendly resistance. Say things like, "You're doing jungle soldier? I'm Shaggy from Scooby Doo!" Share candy. Tell them ghost stories.

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What if -- not just in October, but all the time -- instead of lining up, outraged against the Americans in uniform sent to intimidate, when they show up at our protests, we all put on other silly costumes and mingle amongst them.

"You doin' desert soldier? I'm a musketeer!" "I'm Scooby Do!"

I just got properly high for the first time in a while. I felt the perseverating anger shift to perseverating sadness like the soft shift between audio tracks on warm vinyl.

What if -- not just in October, but all the time -- instead of lining up, outraged against the Americans in uniform sent to intimidate, when they show up at our protests, we all put on other silly costumes and mingle amongst them.

"You doin' desert soldier? I'm a musketeer!" "I'm Scooby Do!"

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

the people who told us to calm down because Roe was settled law are the same people now telling us to calm down because the military would never open fire on Americans

Tonight a woman who hurt me very badly by declaring me 'toxic' and cutting me out the first time she saw an autistic meltdown read a story on stage. Five minutes in, a cricket began chirping loudly in the theater. I have never allowed myself to more thoroughly indulge my schadenfreude.

My shrivelling offline friendship base explained.
(While my online one grows).

I said what I said.

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Newly unearthed video! 1989. Showcase set at the Ice House.

Capitalism is a mandatory participation ponzi scheme wholly dependent on obsolete, pre-industrial belief in unlimited natural resources providing unlimited growth potential. The maths haven't been mathing for a hundred years.

Go to an L.A. open mic. Witness stand-up tragedy.

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.

Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

Congratulations to @alexwinter.com! Holy cow was the @newyorker.com review of Godot good! You rock the existential dismay!

I found this in a file labeled #TOOSOON and I don't remember writing it, but it made me giggle today.

Groucho Marx: "I know a fella started only last year with just a canoe. Now he's got more women than you could shake a stick at, if that's your idea of a good time."

Louis CK: "It is! It is!"

Dorks resist please

We don’t want a piece of the pie, we want the whole bakery.

Yummy, thank you very much 🤤 Dorks resist ✊

Swear her in.

Wait. Hold on. So, maximum lethality, unshackled warriorism that should start with ... [checks notes] ... training on our civilians in our cities where there is an invasion from within.

"MedBeds" is not a Q-Anon Conspiracy. It's not even a Q-Anon Conspiracy Theory, which is what is meant when people say the former in the modern world of fuzzy language. It's just a stupid, made up thing that some idiots believe. Like American exceptionalism or a deity.

This week in Orwellian Language delivered as geriatric drivel and reported as presidential rhetoric:

"And you know, we want war because we want to have no wars, but you have to be there. And you know, sometimes you have to do it."

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Fat Man and Little Boy bombed.

This morning, the Incontinent Incompetent and his ridiculous Secretary of War Mongering proved that the under-qualified will never settle for sending an e-mail when a pointless meeting can be taken.

You know the Generals who felt body shamed when Hegseth talked about 'fat generals' looking bad were not at all the ones he intended to shame.

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Hey, GOP! If socialism is such a terrible, evil idea, wouldn't it be better if people learned was it is so they can recognize it and distinguish it from communism or feudalism?

My favorite part of the US Constitution is the part where it nowhere codifies Capitalism or Christianity.

Hegseth spoke to career military professionals and delivered ...[checks notes]... slam poetry about imaginary culture wars.

Dr. Seuss, 1941.
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