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surgeons have a best before date tattooed on the back of their necks...everyone else can see it, but...

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Hello, 911? Yes, I'd like to report a murder.

17.11.2025 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 529    ๐Ÿ” 121    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Most of us with 14 yr old daughters would be happy to slit his nuts off...

16.11.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That duck shit can be pretty slippery when you're too busy listening to the quacks.....

26.10.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

..Forgot to mention getting a naturopath for a primary care provider.....

22.10.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Losing the outer layers of his onion.....

09.10.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

08.10.2025 12:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 340    ๐Ÿ” 95    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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Second Amendment activists in shock as Charlie Kirk shot instead of just schoolchildren OREM, UT - Americans who champion the right to bear arms were shocked Wednesday as controversial commentator Charlie Kirk was shot and killed, as opposed to the ordinarily acceptable trend of mass shootings in schools.

www.thebeaverton.com/2025/09/seco...

12.09.2025 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump isn't even 1/1000th of a human...

12.09.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Speaking of mistakes, #Cheatoh, look in the mirror...? Your Dad made a much bigger one....not pulling out in time....

11.09.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'Temporary foreign worker' also describes Poilievre's relationship to the riding he just won in Alberta.

05.09.2025 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

About effing time!

03.09.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe its time for more "stakeholder engagement" at the "granular level of detail" to "empower the clients" with "transformational equity"? More ER docs, more ER nurses, more ER beds. Don't blame the "bed blockers". Blame politicians who underfund. Ont has the lowest bed/pop'n ratio in the country.

23.08.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ontario Premier Ford says he'd 'blast' CEO of American-owned Stelco after U.S. announces more tariffs | CBC News "I look forward to getting a phone call from him because he has my number," Ontario Premier Doug Ford said of Lourenco Goncalves, president-CEO of Cleveland-Cliffs, Stelco's owner. "I'm going to blast...

Ford is corrupt to the core.

Iโ€™m so tired of #CBC circulating the fake, performative Captain Canada garbage, while he devastates our public healthcare and education, and robs us blind for private profit.

Ford doesnโ€™t care about any of us. Heโ€™s a far right Con grifter

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

22.08.2025 06:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 141    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Cheetolini's gunning for the NoBalls Sleaze Prize....

16.08.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Consolation prize?...

16.08.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Saint Cheatoh?

15.08.2025 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doug Ford can just fuck off. This loser is gouging us! Spas on Lake Ontario, a fantasy highway to save commuters 30 seconds, and best of all, selling off our healthcare. Ontarians need to call their MPs and tell them we are sick of this bullshit. We don't need an underground highway either.

13.08.2025 11:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It looks like he's just pissing on it....?

08.08.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Relax....he just wants the counter tariff removed from Bourbon...

02.08.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Surely this is a joke? America, what have you become?
Trump doesn't need more ball room...a couple of thimbles should do the job...

31.07.2025 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My 8-track was the centerpiece of my '74 Firebird, which averaged 10.6 miles per gallon....(350 throttle body๐Ÿ˜’), as well as a back seat which never got used...

27.07.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump sent officials to see Ghislaine Maxwell quicker than he sent FEMA to Texas

25.07.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11999    ๐Ÿ” 3540    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 276    ๐Ÿ“Œ 126

they donโ€™t need to unseal anything. the victims have been telling everyone the issues for years. trump and other pedos in the administration have been bragging about the shit they do for years. no one in the US cares enough to do anything about it.

25.07.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Timbit Clownvoy Caterer.....might have had a better profile if he'd brought Port-A-Pottys instead...to help fuel his rhetoric..

25.07.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thought it was common knowledge that males were self centred long before Covid.....

25.07.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least the protesters' placards will hae proper spelling, unlike the MAGA lot.

25.07.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

History isn't a part of our New Society...We ain't goona learn from nobody's mistakes....That was them.... We'se the futwhoore...

24.07.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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