Dan

I would love to go through the backlog tickets that are over 2 years old, thanks for asking

Essentially when I put too much power down the belt feels like it slips and throws my balance. I’ll be taking it for a service soon an hopefully it can be fixed

I may be riding my cargo bike too aggressively.. one fall and one narrow escape within 2 weeks :/

It’s basically too fun and I can’t help myself

all the chuds will migrate here eventually because they don't create anything of value
it's your duty to make sure, each time some culture war grifter makes an alt, that i don't hear about it

Out of the Crisis (1982): "Inspection does not improve the quality, nor guarantee quality. Inspection is too late. The quality, good or bad, is already in the product."

Most of the software engineering 2024: We definitely can, with pull requests!

Enforcing the Law to Disqualify a Violent Insurrectionist Is Good, Actually The 14th Amendment contains a prescription for people who engage in political violence. Why are pundits straining to find a workaround?

High heat from @fleerultra.bsky.social: “Making the Constitution and the rule of law contingent on not upsetting a right-wing mob is not saving democracy. It is ceding democracy entirely.”
ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...

A headline that reads: “I have covid. Should I take paxlovid?”

Did Eminem write this?

My codebase is so functional that I can't understand how we take a record, turn it into JSON and put it into ElasticSearch

Why is there a method called compile? Because fuck you, that's why

If your entire codebase is shit then you have achieved consistency, congrats

Using humanity's only time travel machine to stop Scala being invented

Ate an entire Toblerone about 30 minutes before dinner because this is SWITZERLAND

When quitting smoking or improving your development process, there's one day you can do it: today

Follow up appointment is 8pm

7am dentist, glorious start to the day

As a user I would like the front-end to query a different endpoint

Blue sky is good because when nobody reads my posts here it feels like I'm fitting in

Armored Core 6 not unlocking until 1am so I guess I have to go to bed at a reasonable hour and have a good night's sleep, fml

How do I find people complaining about the ULEZ on here?

You’re a Cyclist Who Was Just Struck by a Car Driver. Here’s Why It Was Your Fault You were riding during rush hour. Why were you riding then? There are way too many cars on the road. If you were commuting, you should have contact...

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/you...