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Helldivers 2 is about a facist society that pretends their enemy is the real fascists

That's a voiceline from the game

12.09.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Helldivers is about a fascist society pretending they're not facist

12.09.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why does motherfucker always look like Putin ate his lunch?

16.08.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for your attention to this matter

14.08.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazin

01.08.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Technically May and June are both significantly worse after the revised numbers

01.08.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally nothing is more valuable than good health, it's an investment.

Functional training >> weight lifting

I'm convinced that cardio is the most important thing to a long and enjoyable life. Nothing dialates time like a tough cardio session

30.07.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We want the files Nancy

18.07.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump had Epstein killed

08.07.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump killed Epstein

08.07.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

5?! πŸ€”

25.06.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Senator Alex Padilla is a good man and principled public servant.

The brazen and aggressive manhandling of Senator Padilla by the Trump administration is a sickening disgrace.

Anyone who assaulted the Senator should be held accountable.

No one is above the law.

12.06.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2700    πŸ” 801    πŸ’¬ 544    πŸ“Œ 98

"I'm going to be taking the biggest key bump... "

06.06.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Teams about to find out why the Nuggets broke up their championship squad

20.05.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those of us who are Draymond fans should definitely not be throwing stones

05.05.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This Warriors / Rockets game has been great so far

05.05.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Meanwhile in reality

04.05.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sad to see Popp's reign of terror end. I hated watching the Spurs be awesome, but he was an amazing coach and I admire him greatly

02.05.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If all else fails, my garden is always there to putter around in

It's so soothing to see plants and their life cycle

01.05.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lakers just not good enough, ah wrll

01.05.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's hard but not complicated.

Eat less.

That is easy for a small percentage. Most struggle with "eat less" because of myriad reasons

25.04.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cactus flower szn!

25.04.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't believe that the Lakers stomped the Thunder like that

07.04.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A simple felony

26.03.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Luigi Mangione with "change my mind meme" Text: "That CEO was actively murdering people purely for profit. CHANGE MY MIND

Luigi Mangione with "change my mind meme" Text: "That CEO was actively murdering people purely for profit. CHANGE MY MIND

23.03.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lakers look a year away

23.03.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Betrayed

We will not forget your names. We have our list of enemies. Blue State Senators. Your single rotating villain doesn't work when 7 have to cross party lines.

CCM

Durbin

Fettermen

Gillibrand

Hassan

King

Peters

Schatz

Schumer

Shaheen

14.03.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chuck getting compliments from Trump is the only thing you need to know

Vote no on cloture!

14.03.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely wrong, you are enabling them to destroy the government

14.03.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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