Luke Edwards

So does measles, ya toilet sniffer

Definitely. Fun sport, surprising amount of physical exertion, and the people are great

It returned itself to nature, down a ravine. I assume it's now an accessory of a rather fashionable skunk.

Mark Carney just picked his lane on climate change For all the recent talk about pipelines, it's clear that Mark Carney's economic strategy revolves around turning Canada into one of the world's leading electro-states.

My latest: With his new auto sector strategy and a plan to double grid capacity, Mark Carney isn't just talking a good game on diversifying our trade relationships away from America.

He's also building a roadmap to Canada's low-carbon future. #cdnpoli

www.nationalobserver.com/2026/02/13/o...

Not sure making pedo jokes on the pedo site will hit quite the way they want.

Can confirm that sucks. Once got stung in the gap between my toes, which hurt like a bitch and caused me to kick out my foot and send my one sandal flying to oblivion. It was a brand new sandal too, and they're only useful in pairs.

Fuck clover

José Berríos says he's feeling healthy now and is eager to turn the page from 2025 after he's apologized to his #BlueJays teammates.

“I’m a competitor. I have three kids. I want to show them that when we fall down, we have to stand up and keep going.”

I've long thought the expectation of blind fan loyalty is the problem. It may have made sense in the pre-Internet days, but it's so easy to be a fan of a team in any city now. Does your team's ownership suck? Stop giving them money and eyeballs.

What would MLB look like with a salary cap? Explaining the wide-ranging, game-changing effects From free agency to guaranteed contracts to franchise values, a salary cap would completely remake the MLB landscape.

Here’s a periodic reminder that MLB is full of shit. There aren’t rich teams and poor teams … just rich owners who spend on their teams and rich owners who don’t. And the latter will do anything they can to distract you from this fundamental truth.

I may have been stretching my leg out on my chair in a vain attempt to help him to gold, as if the finish line were just in front of my leg rest

The @mlbtraderumors.bsky.social feed is pretty depressing right now, with all the injuries popping up.

"Everything is Clippy" isn't the truth I wanted to hear, but the truth I needed to hear.

Welcome to the Group Chat There's a new member, whether you like it or not!

Holy shit this is the best thing I've read in a month www.actioncookbook.com/welcome-to-t...

Well fuck

Does the president actually think China is trying to ban hockey? Does he know no one in Canada calls it ice hockey?
These are the pressing questions of the day.

I would have liked to see how things would have played out if the Democrats had let Harris and Walz play out the “they’re weird” messaging.
Cause damn, they’re weird

It's a weird approach to tell everyone "stop relying on us" while at the same time basing their economic strategy on "everyone relies on us"

Watch for an onion on his belt

1. Take the least crazy part of an unhinged social media post
2. Whip up a quick headline
3. Post as if it's something a serious president is seriously doing

Might as well have run a story with the headline: Trump warns of China's plan to cancel hockey.

Buddy, a nuclear winter wouldn’t stop Canadians from playing hockey. We’d just have a very big rink.

‘Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September Seamus Culleton has been in a detention facility in Texas for nearly five months despite having no criminal record

And here is my story: ‘Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September

www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...

Well, on the bright side my first TD scorer bets are still alive

What I am thinking while I watch almost all Olympic sports: Wow. This is impossible, truly at the limits of what humans can achieve physically

What I am thinking while I watch Olympic curling: okay I’m now all but POSITIVE I got drunk with that guy one time

Within these walls, you are welcome, accepted and respected. No matter who you are, or where you come from, you are team Canada. Regardless of sexual orientation, race, family status, gender identity, or expression, sex, characteristics, creed, age, colour, ability or disability, political or religious belief or culture, here you are safe to chase your dreams. All we ask is that you’d be respectful and kind, and treat others with fairness and dignity. Strive to be the best teammate possible. Together we are one country, one community, one team.

This message, which hangs in the Olympic workout space for Team Canada 🇨🇦
(Written out fully in Alt Text)

I know you are but what am I?

Buck Martinez has announced his retirement.

What a career, what a man, what a friend.

When he was traded to the #BlueJays in 1981, he thought that was the end of the road. Today, he retires as one of the most important people in this country's baseball history. To Buck 🥃

Amazing that a shitty party is poised to do well due to the fact the only other party is orders of magnitude worse. Helluva system America has.

Thank you for this