Emily

Teehee

I greatly enjoy winning by many runs!

Fuck off Randy

WHEEEEEEEEE

🥹 The torch being passed

Plus I'm still scarred from 2022 lol but yes they're fun guys

And his belt!! His belt is GLITTERY

George Springer is now tied for fourth place all-time with 22 post-season dingers.

6-2 #Bluejays to bot4.

Nice Canadian Boy Josh Naylor is making it reallllly hard for me to hate him

GEORGIE!!!!

Scorebug operator's drunk again

Accidentally ordered my dinner from the Guelph location instead of the Waterloo one... here's hoping the Jays don't make as costly an error tonight

This is the road where people are driving 154 km/h. A residential area with young families on one side, a park on the other.

And yet for some reason, people are clocking Autobahn speeds here. A few years ago a guy doing 100 killed an elderly couple. 1,500 crashes on this stretch in the past decade

The best defensive team in baseball has FIVE Gold Glove Finalists 🏆

Congratulations to all of our guys!

I pledge to not give OpenAI a cent of my own money in the next five years and hell, even longer if I can

Incredible that telling someone with ALS that you have a copyright on Play Index queries didn’t end well

Imagine the Nazi Site turns into the Nazi Site With Sarah Lang Haters and you still want to associate with it

Just watched a clip of Poilievre talking about Charlie Kirk, who killed him, and why. And it was not very different from what Trump says: blaming the authoritarian, violent left. It's an ideologically warped distortion field. Pierre may be worried about the leadership review. Or he might believe it.

And naturally, once this technology is out there, it's a ticking time bomb until someone jailbreaks the filters and turns this into a full-blown deepfake porn generator to be used against your enemies or colleagues or classmates. So not only is it useless for good, it's a nuclear bomb for bad.

There's no possible useful use case for this. They're picturing making wholesome JibJabs for grandma, but the reality out of the gate is just going to be "high school bullies making realistic deepfakes of the kids they don't like doing embarrassing/depraved/illegal things"

Why, on God's green earth, would I ever upload a 3D likeness of my face and voice to a software so that strangers could make deepfakes of me.

Mass market paperbacks were the very best book form humanity has ever invented and it’s a travesty and a crime against the book-reading public that they have disappeared.

It's Ada Lovelace Day, so worth noting that the era during which coders were mainly women (starting with her machine-language explication of the Bernoulli sequence in 1843) lasted about 130 years whereas the male-dominated period has lasted less than half that long

Mine is a BIG fan of bottle caps

I don't even feel sad or super mad at this point? Just like... deeply irritated

Nice try, Varsh. Sigh.

What if, hear me out, the blue jays hit a ball that didn't hit the ground before reaching the dirt

Just noticed the Mariners have holographic belts. No wonder they're winning

LOL I'm glad I'm not alone!

Alfonso Marquez (left-field umpire): No one knew what to do, so I tried to take charge by grabbing the baseball and putting it in my mouth. Just stuck it up in there for safekeeping. I umped the rest of the inning with a baseball-size bulge in my cheek. Even when we weren’t sure about the score or the proper place to put runners, we never wondered where the baseball was. But cowhide tastes terrible.

An MLB umpire talking to John Gibbons. It does indeed look like he might have a baseball in his cheek

The main reason I remember this is a bit from this excellent, hilarious Grantland piece (the embedded pics are now broken but I found the relevant pic on Google)

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